I lost to my wife but at least we looked good doing it

I'm just clutching leaves

Wife plays Shenmue 2

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You know that weird plate you get your dog with the ridges, cause when you give your dog a can of food he eats too fast and throws up everywhere? That's what spaghetti is to me

Just found out there are people who think Shin Godzilla is boring

🌇

Subscribing to so many block lists that the creators of the block lists start putting each other on the block lists and then they block you for having them blocked and then you can't see what block lists you subscribed to anymore because you're blocked by the block list creators

Need khaki jncos

Rude

Finally opening

Simone Denomie@simomo.bsky.social · last yr.

Plant's looking penile tonight

Horse dunking on a regulation hoop

What if there was a centaur with a horse head

oh no

Serengeti "Dennehy"

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Paul Starr@pa.ulst.ar · 2y ago

Favorite scansion: double dactyl Favorite color: shades of grey Favorite shape: well that’s a fractal Favorite time: the break of day Favorite optimum: pareto Favorite copula is “be” Favorite vegetable: Tomato Favorite muntjac is the Reeves’s

Plant's looking penile tonight

GG nubby. I added the lobster claw and the game folded

can you believe when I first got here i was like "what does everybody have against authors?"

everyone is so outwardly mad!!!!! i’m serenely inwardly mad 😌

A post I made like two weeks ago set somebody off ranting and raving. They blocked me right away so I can't even see which post it was

at gas station hand feeding my gurl hotdogs like they big grapes

The hairy lump that lives under the bed and comes out to jiggle around on the floor as you sleep