An American interviewer asked Count Binface where he stands on the political spectrum.
When I'm Prime Minister No 10 North will be located in Dorchester
The local newspaper has gone full Partridge www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/2617297...
I went to Thai massage parlour NIMBY neighbours hate — here's what happened
“We have no idea what kind of business will be run from there,” stated one disgruntled neighbour about a Thai Massage Parlour that’s sprung up…
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Got a gas pizza oven for £70 from Lidl yesterday, absolute steal, would recommend.
The £15 Lidl terrarium I got last year has gone a bit wild over the last couple of months
Popped into town, with Asian Floella Benjamin, for a cheeky lunchtime TurkishThursday™️.
"Let me see your accreditations" "You don't need to see my accreditations" "We don't need to see his accreditations"
Politics UK@politicsuk.com · 5mo ago🚨 NEW: Zack Polanski was not a full member of the National Council of Hypnotherapy despite telling clients he was [@thetimes]
Pinoy-ed up pie and chips with leftover Filipino chicken curry
"...to boldly go where no Nan has gone before."
Mark@worgztheowl.bsky.social · 7mo agoNow Paul Weller's joined Star Trek I guess they're going to rename it Space Jam.
Would suggest “It Is I, Le-Cleric” @simonpegg.bsky.social (it won't let me comment on the original post)
“A Qatari, an Emirati, and a Saudi walk into a Health Hub, the barman says ‘What can I get for you, 3 health sheiks?’”
They’ve got a Phil Collins/Baby Jesus statue for sale at one of the nearby tat shops
Back on the correct side of Hadrian’s Wall after a chilly, but thoroughly enjoyable, few days away.
Caught a nosy amphibian watching us through the patio door last night
