Lindsey Graham has died. No word yet on if it’ll be an open closet funeral.
If you’re pretending to be an “alpha male” and you’re threatened by DEI because it gives minorities and marginalized peoples a chance, you’re a scared bitch who can’t stand the idea of not having an unfair advantage. You’re not an alpha, you’re a loser who’s scared of a fair fight.
Happy Valentine’s Day. Remember you need to prove your relationship with grand gestures because nothing says love more than gross consumption and trinkets to purchase affection from your partner.
This is a harsh lesson for the people of the United States and the world. Never forget that fanatics and the easily manipulated will show up in numbers. Take heed of this #canada when our federal election comes. #america #trump #unitedstates #election
I dunno who runs Bluesky but if they end up being a Nazi too then I’m outta ideas.
How much eggnog and bourbon is too much? Asking for a hangover.
Playing empty bars as a comic can be tons of fun and reminds me of the old days. There are still shows where you get 15 people in a 100 seater and tonight was one of those but I’m doing this show with my friends and the audience is great and this is a fucking wonderful night to be a comedian.
Am I sitting in front of the fire watching Stewart Lee, drinking really nice tequila with lime slurpee in it because I have no limes but I just finished a super fun gig running this new hour in the frozen North? Yes. Yes I am.
Luigi Mangione is the Christmas Ghost here to scare the shit out of greedy fucks so they change their ways.
I think we can all agree that during the time of the hit Luigi Magione was with everyone doing something completely unrelated to assassinating a CEO.
Been here for a little while now and I've finally started unpacking. Hard to get settled after a move but I definitely like the neighbours and the landlord here more compared to my x place.
I watch very little TV because there are almost no programs featuring the struggles and life lessons of a half human half snail family as they try to navigate the post apocalyptic landscape of 2087 Philadelphia. Like, get on it Hollywood.
I made this because sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words screamed at someone who may be finally starting to figure out they're being lied to and manipulated so that rich people can have more shiny shit.
