Simon Nyne
@simonnyne.bsky.social
Local Idiot. Wrestling & Weebery, but some other stuff in between. Average post odds: 60.0% chance of bad humour. 32.3% chance of rambling. 15 % chance of gaming. 3.7% chance of horny. 87% of bad maths. He/Him | Early 40s | Bisexual | MDNI 🔞
No, YOU spent all day today playing #Dressmaker. Shut up.
Animated Seamstress Creates Dresses with Sewing Machine
ALT: Animated Seamstress Creates Dresses with Sewing Machine
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Seriously, watch this match. It fucked so hard most of the audience left pregnant.
NORTH Wrestling@northwrestling.bsky.social · 3w agoSinner & Saint vs Diamond Eyes: FULL MATCH | The Best Tag Match You'll See This Year youtu.be/XBBdHT_h0yM
From the end of @northwrestling.bsky.social 71 last night, both talent and fans hyped up after the chaos of the main event aftermath. It looks like the Mandate of Heaven has come for @genemunny.bsky.social , the people, they will support Rhio at Thunderstruck 4.
Congratulations to @genemunny.bsky.social on his Mexico debut.
ANT@allelitegraps.bsky.social · 4w agoMatch ideas for @mysterywrestling.bsky.social to consider: 1. Five Minute Game Boy Challenge 2. FIRST Man Standing 3. Winner Leaves Town (Loser isn't booked until they return to that town again?) 4. Reverse Reverse Battle Royal 5. Reverse Lumberjack Match 6. Falls Count Sometimes Match
And that's it. Ten and a half years, all done and dusted, laptop boxed and ready for collection on Monday. I do have an interview for an Accounts Payable job on Tuesday, and several other applications on the go. But on Monday, the search begins in earnest.
Zooey Deschanel in New Girl: Now What?
ALT: Zooey Deschanel in New Girl: Now What?
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Two weeks ago, I got news I didn't want to hear - I'm being made redundant from my job. Of course, I've already begun updating my CV and am applying left right and centre for new jobs. The problem is, I am horrendous at interviews. Legitimately terrible. My anxiety messes me up every time.
"Things you read on both Bluesky and Omegaverse Fanfiction"
Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney@phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 2mo agoJust had to say "no 'im not PAYING YOU TO GO TO AN MPREG RAVE in NYC" out loud to my girlfriend, if anyone was wondering how i'm doing
Sorry babe, but The Fancy Boy On Skateboard: Fancy Boy unboxed figurine stays ON the beside table during sex.
Martin S Dixon is trying his best.@bunnysuicida.bsky.social · 2mo ago🎶"Comes across all shy and Coy, just another... " 🎶
Me seeing a particularly large cat: [To the tune of "Cosmic Girl" by Jamiroquai] "Oooo-woo-oooh, he's just a chonky boy..."
This got into my head. This is a terrible pun. I regert everything about it. But it now exists.
I think I have found it. The WHITEST item ever made: Mayonnaise scented candle.
Five minutes into tummy rubs and chill, and she be giving you this look...
Siobhán Casey@shivs.kindgirls.online · 3mo agou can't just look like that
When did JonTron join NXT as a Gary Spivey (of the Psychics Companions Network?!) gimmick?
Joe Gagne @joegagne.bsky.social · 3mo ago“Hey how about I wear that hat that makes me look like a dandelion?” “Sounds great!”
Oh but to be a void, warming my toe beans as I rest lazily beneath the shade of a bush...
The MP for Clacton-On-Sea announces they are resigning, and setting up a by-election. This comes as a shock to the people of Clacton-On-Sea, who are reported as saying "We have an MP?"
I have seen this. I hate this. You must now see this. I hope you hate this.
Did you know: We are now further away from the release date of Three Lions, than Three Lions was from the 1966 World Cup Final? #WorldCup #ThreeLions #Football ⚽
Bonne journée à tous ! 🙏 Car en ce jeudi, vous avez besoin de mignonneries ....🦊 Bon courage à vous avec les 🌡️🥵
I don't always win prizes, but when I do, they're only the most premium of gifts:
WATER HAD THEM HYDRO-GENIC JEANS, MOLES WITH THE FUR...
Gef the Toking Mongoose@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 4mo agook water calm down
A small video edit of the enthralling Cody Rhodes vs Gunther showdown on the @newlegacyinc.com Clash In Italy Stream that got stuck in my head and I will probably regret making.