It’s like the fuckin hunger games out here tryin to get patio furniture on fb marketplace. I JUST WANNA SIT OUTSIDE.
Crystal
@simply-crystal.bsky.social
Somewhere ranting about Washington Spirit. Reformed “I don’t watch sports” gay. Still confused about the different positions in basketball. Forever hater. Black | 🌈 | she/her | Free Palestine
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
Welp, time to brick my phone to get shit done. Someone let me know if we re-sign our midfielders today 🫠
So…Spirit has decided to use an opportunity to add in a themed game on *checks email* hello kitty? When Juneteenth and Black culture are right there? Are you kidding me? Is this why my rep called and hung up real quick this morning? 🤣 I know she’s tired of my mouth.
Quote of the day from my therapist who has ADHD, whilst we discuss my ADHD: “First of all, fuck inbox zero people” I would literally name my first born after her if I were the child type.
Ok I’ve moved on to a bigger problem. The fridge at our new place cannot fit a champagne bottle once opened. Like….at all. Not in the door, not in the main part. Guess I’ll have to drink the whole thing whatever 🤷🏾♀️
It’s for the best that I wasn’t there today. This could’ve easily been the one where you see me get dragged away through Gate B by security 🤣
Mostly annoyed that Gotham is on top of the table now and that I had to listen to McCall for an entire game
Oh absolutely fucking not. Wtf was THAT celebration eidevall? And in Adrian’s face as he’s waiting to shake your hand? FUUUUUUCK THAT GUY.
So weird I thought kicking the ball out of bounds was time wasting and card-worthy. WHY DOES THIS REF SUCK
Dear god Zerboni on her bullshit “subbing off santos and cantore you know things can’t be going well for the spirit” - this is game 3 of the week THEY’RE TIRED.
Oh great, now halftime commentary from Darian, Spirit’s #1 fan 😐
CAN WE GET SOME CARDS FOR WAVE OR NAH they play like bulls in fuckin china shops and I don’t understand.
Saw @mortymo.bsky.social in the background on the broadcast - hiiiii (can hear @spiritsquadron.bsky.social loud and clear!!)
This is straight up torrential downpour and you can hear it loud and clear on the broadcast. I made the right choice staying home 😬
I am straight up depressy to miss the game in person 😩 I just have way too much to do and the thought of a potential rain delay makes me want to vomit
So I guess we’re just gonna have goals on goals for this Bay / Seattle game?
Ohhhhhhhh that ankle has gotta be BROKE broke. That was gnarly.