I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
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They can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.
Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.
Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, Sir!
Do they have Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?
I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?
It must be the first of the month! New billboard day!
You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.
Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry.
It must be the first of the month. New billboard day!
