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I’m just here so I don’t get fined.
Well, this is gonna do nothing to help the stock price 
hivementaliplli x archive account@mewroniverse.bsky.social · yesterday🚨BREAKING 🚨 @Nike & @NBA are unveiling new Specter Edition unis!! Nike’s new NBA Specter Edition uniforms, created for the teams who trace their roots back to the earliest chapters of the league. Kings, Pistons, Hawks, Warriors, Knicks, 76ers, Lakers and Celtics! (from @SacKings_Unis on X)
“im not interested in your childrens genitals” is just such an easy thing to say
They ignored 625,000 public comments opposing the destruction of 45 million acres of our National Forests. They are betting you'll feel defeated and just walk away. Let's show them what happens when they ignore the public. Prove them wrong right now: 👇 actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
Tell Congress: Stop Trump from destroying 45 million acres of our National forests
Contact Congress today!
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AI has completely ruined animal videos for me. Every cute thing I see I have to first wonder if it’s fake
Such a bold and monumental decision. I want this for Portland, too
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 2d agoFor years, New Yorkers have demanded access to City records about the lasting health impacts of the horrific September 11th attacks. For years, they have been denied and ignored. That ends today. nyc.gov/sept11docs
Watching Mayday. Throwing up in my mouth at Reagan speaking directly to hostage families saying he’s doing “everything he can”
This is not for me, but for a local Portland Public School teacher. Please consider helping her over the line: gofund.me/c56d8f9d9
Donate to Help Sarah Conley After House Fire, organized by Michelle Schaefle
Sarah Conley, a middle school teacher at Sunnyside Environmental School, was disp… Michelle Schaefle needs your support for Help Sarah Conley After House Fire
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A Portland mother was falsely charged with theft. Misidentified because she and the suspect are both Black. She waited months for a public defender. 1,280 people in her county were waiting too. They lost jobs. Lost housing. Lost custody of children.
Falsely charged with a crime, no way to fight it: inside Oregon’s court crisis
An attorney shortage has left thousands trapped in criminal cases without lawyers. One wrongfully accused woman had no choice but to wait
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We were promised a City Slickers III and never got it. Can’t trust anyone anymore.
Federal immigration agents have arrested over 700 people in Oregon in 2026 as of early August, new data show. Those arrests make up about a quarter of the 2,500-plus arrests federal agents have conducted in Oregon under the second Trump administration. ashland.news/immigration-...
Immigration arrests in Oregon under Trump 2.0 by the numbers - Ashland News - Community-Supported, NonProfit News
Federal immigration agents have arrested more than 700 people in Oregon this year as of early August, according to new data. Those arrests make up about a quarter of the more than 2,500 arrests federa...
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Watching white people continue to debate the meaning of “woke” is actually making me crazy. Sam Sanders declared the word dead in like 2018 and he was right then and yet the discourse has endured.
I Award You No Points
Alt: what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
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Recently discovered The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent so obviously now I’m watching Paddington 2
OR kinda quiet about this given the whole state votes by mail…
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last wk.The USPS is reportedly set to comply with a Trump executive order by launching a hastily built, error-riddled system that could jeopardize mail voting
We will not accomplish any goals as long as Hakeem Jeffries & Chuck Schumer are leaders of the opposition. They will tank Dems chances in the next presidential election bc they will do nothing to oppose Trump. Voters will be disillusioned bc nothing is accomplished and the cycle will continue.
Current Affairs@currentaffairs.bsky.social · 2w ago
I switched to Mapquest when they were the only service still calling it the Gulf of Mexico. Worth it.
MapQuest@mapquest.com · 2w agoWe’re not changing it.
Folks, this is why the Supreme Court has been the priority voting issue for Republicans for at least the last 40 years. We would be in a much different place if the six seats filled by Bush I, Bush II, and Trump were instead filled by Dukakis, or Clinton, or Harris. 
Late Friday night, #USPS announced it is moving forward with a final rule that could change how we vote by mail. The timing was deliberate. Bad news gets buried on Friday nights. This is not bad news you should let get buried. Here’s what’s happening, why it matters, and what we can do about it:
Which taxes are you prepared to raise and which services are you planning to cut to pay for this deal?
Hi councilor, as a district 4 resident, I’d like your explanation as to why you think not having time to review the deal is good business sense? In what world does this make sense unless you’ve already made up your mind and don’t want to allow for proper consideration?
Watching Columbo and unlocking a memory I didn’t even know I had about watching a particular episode as a child. There’s no shadow under the nose! 
