MSNBC found a Michigan wine mom to reassure everyone the suburbs are fine. Instead she said she'd vote communist over funding Israel. You cannot make this up. The base they've been chasing for years is walking away in real time. But sure, tell us again how Gaza doesn't move voters.

The Trump regime is so fucking corrupt that when it comes out that Trump org bank accounts were closed because of MONEY LAUNDERING concerns it’s not even news, because everyone just assumes he was already doing that.

He's running an insider trading tip line from the White House. Price of entry: $100,000 a month. Normal people go to jail for this. He's selling subscriptions. The corruption isn't creeping in anymore. It's the whole business model.

Monster, ICE, climate change, or capitalism one of them will kill us all.

Texas really said “bring back the chain gang” and meant it. Recriminalizing weed just to fill their for-profit prison in Huntsville. We aren’t citizens to them, we’re inventory.

"Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive... you can buy liver." — RFK Jr. "Let them eat cake." — Marie Antoinette The script hasn't changed. Only the garnish has. #MAHA

AI companies are buying rare books, scanning them then pulping the originals. Digitized & shredded Every book gone. Knowledge surviving only as training weights in a model that might get deprecated next quarter. We're willingly burning our own Library of Alexandria & calling it progress. #booksky

The difference between Don Quixote and Trump is that Quixote was a fictional madman. Trump is a real one screaming at a breeze because a turbine embarrassed him on TV once.

Arrested for clapping. not trespassing. not vandalism. Clapping. Because his opposition to a data center threatened property value more than his physical existence threatened anyone. The law didnt protect people from a data center. The law protected a data center from a teacher's hands making noise

AI might end the world but in the meantime the companies will be great” is genuinely the villain monologue we all heard coming

My wife, when she finds me eating cheese at midnight.

Ms. Rachel has a lifetime dinner invitation at my house.

Trump says gas prices aren't high and inflation is 'fake.' Easy to say when you've never worried about grocery money in your life. Working people don't need a billionaire explaining our lived reality to us. #trump #inflation

Conservatives the moment a brown person is cast in The Odyssey

Every surveillance system starts with “trust us.” Then it expands, becomes permanent, and enriches the companies selling it while the public loses privacy.

They’re admitting the quiet part out loud. Endless war isn’t just costing lives, it’s hollowing out the economy. Drain the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, let gas hit $5 a gallon, and working people foot the bill while defense contractors cash another check.

Trump: “I’m running for a fourth term.” Also Trump: “I won three times.” The Constitution is apparently just another document he hasn’t read.

I have never seen anything so disrespectful to our US Service Members in my life. The Dept of WAR is not counting these US service members deaths in the tally of dead from Trump’s war against Iran because they claim they were killed after Trump signed the MOU even though we are bombing every day.

Trump said Americans should stop fighting data centers and “go with it.” My response: Fuck No!

This shit is crazy, man. Looks like a gang execution

The problem isn’t the mom getting food stamps. The problem is Jeff Bezos making taxpayers cover the cost of feeding his workforce while he gets richer every year. Amazon workers on SNAP & Medicaid nearly tripled. Bezos fortune more than doubled The richest man in America is the real welfare queen

Billionaires when working people start talking to each other instead of blaming immigrants.

Republicans: “The socialists are going to destroy the media!” Also Republicans: Defund public media. Raid journalists. Sue broadcasters. Threaten reporters. Every accusation is a confession with these fucking people.

The moment a leftist starts talking about helping working people, the ruling class starts screaming: “Cuba!” “Communism!” “Marx!” Not because the policies are unpopular. Because they don’t want you asking why billionaires own everything.

Funny how the “socialist” is cutting red tape for small businesses instead of cutting protections for workers. Turns out those aren’t the same thing.

Jake Tapper wanted a culture war soundbite. Abdul El-Sayed gave him a class war answer. That’s exactly why corporate media doesn’t know what to do with candidates like him. Aww

Corporate Democrats don’t fear Republicans. They fear leftists proving you can win without billionaire donors. Because the moment working people realize healthcare, unions, housing, and taxing the rich are popular, the consultant class loses its grip on the Democratic Party. That’s the real panic

Trump declassified documents that reportedly say Russia pushed the same Burisma and mail-in voter fraud narratives he spent years amplifying. Imagine accidentally ratioing yourself with your own declassification.

The same people screaming “protect the children” are allegedly spying on daycare kids through FLOCK surveillance cameras. Over 1,000 access requests. All grown men. None fired. What the actual fuck?

BREAKING: Trump’s latest business model is selling Wall Street a head start on his posts. Billionaires get milliseconds. You get the bill. They don’t even hide the grift anymore.