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he > it > she > whatever idc. 30+ | 🇿🇦 | GMT+2 #FFXIV : OCs, roleplay, gpose, SPOILERS. ⚠️ MINORS DNI ⚠️ i post NSFW sometimes. if a dog was a girl and an uncle at the same time

what level of millenial did i achieve when i made two cups of coffee to bring to my desk because i knew i'd want a second one after the first, but also knew i wouldn't be in the mood to go back downstairs and make the second cup

If anybody was curious about what makes a pair of characters qualify as "Blowjob Brothers," I put together this handy checklist. Hope this helps!

Blowjob Brothers Checklist

THE FIRST 1 CHECK IS NECESSARY FOR A PAIR OF CHARACTERS TO BE TRUE BLOWJOB BROTHERS
- Two guys in any context whatsoever

IF A PAIR OF CHARACTERS DOESN'T HAVE THE 1 PREVIOUS CHECK BUT SEVERAL OF THE FOLLOWING, THEY ARE STILL BLOWJOB BROTHERS
-Complimentary color schemes
-"Wholesome"
-Get up to hijinks together
-Have gay subtext, or are blatantly gay
-Have any kind of combination technique
-Are standing together on official art

(Using my sadomasochistic mind control powers to dominate you) I'm gonna make you so much less reactive. You're gonna see other people as peers instead of enemies and learn how to express frustration without lashing out at others and driving everyone away. You fucking slut