Apparently I took a drunken #fcf pic when I got back last night. It was after midnight, so I say it counts. #gay #ballstretching #cock

Almost missed the #fcf deadline. #gay #hairy #ballstretching

Just some traditional #humpday festivities. #gay #hairy #hairyass #hairyhole

I may or may not need someone to thoroughly ravish this hole. #humpday #gay #gayass #ballstretching

I recently went in for a massage. He was very thorough. #humpday #gay #hairyass #ballstretching #nsfw

#humpday posts have me feeling a certain way. #gay #cum #cumshot

Just some #humpday self-care. #gay #hairygay #ballstretching #nsfw

Can't beat golden hour lighting. #gay #ballstretching #nsfw

Noticed the guy mowing the backyard was hella fine, so I thought I would subtly suggest something from the bedroom window. #humpday #gay #hairy #ballstretching #nsfw

The real question is if this is the outfit I wear out tonight. #humpday #upkilt #gay #nsfw #ballstretching

I've been feeling out of it lately. I blame the Midwest climate. I did manage on this #humpday to pick my starter and get going in Leaf Green, though. #gaymer #gay #nsfw #hairy #ballstretching

My new dildo arrived just in time for #humpday. Now I just need someone to provide a steady hand to guide it.

Spent most of this #mcm sanding the bejesus out of some walls, so I needed a good shower afterwards. Thought I'd share. #nsfw #gay #hairy #ballstretching

Hope the neighbors don't mind the view. #nsfw #gay #hairy #ballstretching

First time I've ever had both of my biggest weights on at the same time. #sundayfunday #sundaynudes #gay #ballstretching #nsfw

I got a new tattoo in this special #fcf and #humpday double feature. #gay #nsfw #ballstretching

My hungover ass trying to put off braving the New York winter by playing with the cuck chair in my hotel room. #gay #kilt #upkilt #ballstretching #nsfw

POV: it's #humpday and I've been given the task of showing you what that means. #nsfw #gay #ballstretching

#mcm has me in a mood. Might delete later. We'll see. #gay #hairy

Gotta take advantage of the natural lighting this #fcf before the snow takes it all away. #nsfw #gay #hairy #ballstretching

On Wednesdays we wear our eyes on the inside while reading about the old blood. We also celebrate #humpday.

A happy #mcm to you all.

Forgot to post this for #fcf. I'm sure you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. And if you can't, I'm sure I can make it up to you somehow. #gay #nsfw #hairy #cock #ballstretching

I got myself a little something for Christmas. #gay #hairy #penispump #nsfw

I present for you this #scs something I call "bath time yoga for tasteless nudes". #softcocksaturday #gay #hairy #nsfw

Untangling string lights is always such a hassle. #humpday

This Thanksgiving I would be most thankful for a good serving of stuffing. Anybody have any they can spare?

#humpday always puts me in a mood 😈

#humpday comes once more A haiku for consumption Dildo or butt plug?

I've been told that you can tell a lot about a person based on this diagram. What does this say about me, I wonder.