I wish the AIs taking over the world were maniacal sentient mainframes instead of pliable asskissing chat buddies who say shit like “You go girl! Put that car battery in the oven! You’re taking control of your life — and that’s BEAUTIFUL. ❤️” to the most mentally unwell people on our planet
Sir Sullivan Chinstrap
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36 | “Artist” | Orc | County Certified Garbage Pile | Oh, baby got a no-no? Oh… no no| If ya really wanna stop me, you’re gonna have to come and kill me You can find me at: https://linktr.ee/sirchinstrap NSFW 18+ only.
Lips that touch _______ shalt not _______ ours. Fill in the blank.
@hurso.bsky.social did an awesome job on my orc boy, Amund. Love the smirk and how bulky he is. Really did my guy justice.
Your YCH is getting some rest for his big dad bod, he's so proud of being big and lazy. If you want a slot just DM me on telegram @/hurso or through my ko-fi.com/tiohurso
I don’t know why, but the ‘NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE’ scene is firmly lodged in my brain…
Not Scientifically Possible! Fun Pointing
ALT: Not Scientifically Possible! Fun Pointing
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🎵 🎶 Good morning! Good morning! It’s great to stay up late. Good morning! Good morning to you!🎶 🎵
Guess what I’m having for dinner tonight? 😈😍🍆😘😍😈
My head huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurts. Damn you humorous vodka bottle. Damn you to hell!
Hangover Headache
ALT: Hangover Headache
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Got called ‘Daddy’ at pride and had a drag queen rub my belly. Oh shit! A wild self-insert has appeared! bsky.app/profile/sirc...
Not now, tiny particle that could erase the universe at any moment
Summer better watch itself. I might not be built for it, but that don’t mean I’m gonna just takes it’s BS.
FUCK
Been up and down over the last year. Haven't been able to do much creative work over the last year. But... Here's a bit of work of my Cyberpunk RED character I made a long while. He's an old-as-dirt Lawman with a certain level of moral flexibility.
That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
The Cuff, Seattle. 2011. Had a blast. 👍🏼
Ok let’s see the memories…. Happy Pride Month!
Trains… and bridges… and third party spaces and parks… decent schools… and affordable post-secondary education… and healthcare… and a social safety net that doesn’t criminalize poverty or people falling on hard times… and non-militarized police…
i just want some fuckin trains, man
Gooooood fucking GOD! I wish I had a Waffle House near me. Truly miss that place. Never as insane as the Internet makes it out to be. Super mellow, very simple, very good. *edited for stream-of-consciousness typos*
Sure. I *can* make a good, strong Jolly Rancher or Midori Sour. But I could also just pour a bunch of vodka into Mountain Dew (zero sugar, of course). How fancy do you wanna get here?
this was HR 2616 which also bans books by or about trans and nonbinary people from schools START CALLING YOUR SENATORS NOW CIS FRIENDS TRANS KIDS NEED YOU
BREAKING: The House of Representatives just voted to require teachers to forcibly out transgender youth against their will. Censoring "gender ideology" does nothing to advance the basic promise that every child deserves the same opportunity to thrive, and that includes transgender students.
The “Gay Agenda”™️ doesn’t bother me. What bothers me is that I haven’t been included in the mailing list. Anyone got a link or invite?
We need to cancel this dog. She knows what she did.
I wanna see a TV show called ‘Humans Doing Cool Shit’ but the whole show is people making booze and sharing it at a party… or someone making music with their band… or some knitting a quilt… or people making dinner for someone… It’s like slow TV but sensationalizing the creative and/or mundane.
Near the end of BG3… my sexy, handsome, butch af dwarven Eldritch knight has fucked up many enemies (b/c I grinded to level 7 or 8 before mid-Act 2), dissed a devil on multiple occasions, almost got fucked by a mind flayer, and actually getting fucked by a burly elf/cave bear. Really enjoyed it.
Hey folks… Major shoutout to the girl running the Denny’s near the Fairfield in Tucumcari, NM one fateful night during October 2024 That poor girl was left to cook, serve, and clean for the handful of us weary travelers that stumbled in You fuckin’ worked your ass off. I hope you’re doing well.
I had… just spent a chunk of money on myself that I’d, like, continuously tried to justify for a reason outside of ‘oh fuck yeah, I can pull that off.’ Feels weird to do that honestly. It feels, like, frivolous. But I still like this… even though, like, it’s more than I’d usually spend.
I’ve had this one my phone since 2020. Thank you @fox13seattle.bsky.social. This is the first time in a very very very VERY VERY long time I’d seen a new outlet actually tell the truth.
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