Relationships suffer when the words refuse to come out. #flashfiction #booksky
Nothing
Nada
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Sir Ejam
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My grey matter is weird. It generates stories. Sometimes, I let it use by fountain pen. https://sirejam.substack.com
How much do yours weigh? On average. #flashfiction
Weighting Memories
Assigning arbitrary value to shit
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This mini-flash is not half bad. Or half good. Tell you what, read half of it, and if you dig it, read the other half. Cool? #flashfiction
Half Something
The nihilist’s view
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Don't get pregnant with a hostile alien. It might throw a wrench into your social life. #flashfiction
About Alien Pregnancy and a Saw
Gutters need to be hit before the life can be turned around
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A strange attraction to darkness. #flashfiction
The Incessant Aversion To Light
Turn. It. Off.
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It’s just me, Sir Ejam, being my usual cheery self. #flashfiction #booksky
A Crushing Sense of Urgency
I’m late. So very late...
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Last one this week. King-of-Norway-pinky promise. #absurd #flashfiction
The Grid
1000 x 1000
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Take your mind off work, debts, kids—they're stupid as fuck anyway—and read my latest flash. It won't make you feel better, but hey, maybe it will? #booksky #flashfiction
Mind Off
... of things
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Longer post by my standards. Still short. It'll change how you view your toilets and make you think about this piece whenever you flush them. P.S. it mentions pent-up sexual tension, so don't read it to your kids, or have the explanation ready. #bookstack #flashfiction
The Flush Prince
A quest down the drain
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This one's a bit silly, but for some reason makes me think of Kafka. Not that I'm comparing myself, but... ah fuck it, just read it. It'll be like 2 minutes of your life. #booksky #flashfiction
The Contraption
Think you’re safe? Think again.
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Another happy text. Happy 1st of September, everyone. #booksky #flashfiction #thewhatnow
The Asymmetrical Geometry of Tragedy
More or less the same but not really
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Mini-flash. Un petite ode to a green fella. #flashfiction
Crooked
This way or that
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Don't get excited about this flash story. It's about the most boring subject in the world — cars. #booksky #flashfiction
Complete Lack of Excitement
None whatsoever. Meh.
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The story of Lina's profile on Facebook. It's sad, the profile. Lina is fine. Maybe? #booksky #flash #fiction
Last Seen
... days ago
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A new mini-flash for you to read before you head out. #booksky #flash #fiction
One For The Road
Just a little bit more
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Some might find this sacrilegious. Fortunately, and I have it on good authority, God doesn't care. New flash fiction piece landed on Snubsnack. #booksky #fiction
God’s Piss
Here comes the rain
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A story about decision-making, and bees, and apocalypse, and fuckups, and... that's a lot of themes for a flash story. #booksky #fiction #flash
The Hive Conundrum
A bit of bzzzzz can’t hurt
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Btw, I post my flash stories of the weird on Shumbshmack: (this preview is idiotic, repeating the byline and all)
Sir Ejam's Words | Substack
My grey matter is weird. It generates stories. Sometimes, I let it use by fountain pen. Click to read Sir Ejam's Words, a Substack publication. Launched 4 hours ago.
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This story does in fact have an erect penis reference, albeit the focus is on something much more disturbing. Read up. #booksky #fiction #flash
If you can see them, they…
Sometimes, seeing more is less
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