53° water. 65° air. 34 years old. Fortunately, I remain considerably hotter than all three. Birthday walk in the Pacific with the Golden Girls on my chest and absolutely no intention of behaving for the year ahead. Time to celebrate my birthday properly. 😏 Any volunteers for the cake?

Two eggs five feet apart in a bowl of ramen cause they're not gay.

Quote from work today: "It's easy to tie knots until someone's watching... That's why bondage is hard.'

An asshole said he'd never submit to a "less dominate top" because I'm a "lil punkass wannabe Dom." ...because I haven't castrated anyone. That's... one way to keep score. Dominance isn't measured by sub count or extreme orders. It's trust, accountability, guidance, and being worth following.

I know messaging a stranger on the internet can feel intimidating. Especially when he’s a Dom. But I promise, I’m friendly. I’ll talk to anyone and everyone. So come say hi. That’s an order. 😏

Often, the most useful question I ask a prospective sub isn't about kinks, limits, or experience. It's: "Why do you think you don't have a Dom yet?" Do they answer with introspection and accountability? Or just blame everyone else? Their answer is almost always the interview.

Fit check! Choose your character: Dore gets the leather. Lazy Bear gets the onesie (among other things). My bed gets... neither. Come say hi, boys. I promise I only bite when asked. 🐻😈

Four miles through the woods. Some sunshine. A good sweat. Among other things. Hydrate, boys. You're looking a little thirsty.

Notes from a conversation this morning: "Ha. Polyarmory. Sounds like most of the poly folks I know." @wolfpupblade.bsky.social "Guarded but open." 😂⚔️🗡️

I’m not only your Dom in the intense moments. I’m your Dom when I tell you to eat something, unclench your jaw, and come rest your head on my chest. Submission lives in the little moments too. The quiet ones. It’s about knowing there’s someone you trust enough to hand the reins to when you’re tired.

Not so gentle reminder: kink without trust isn’t edgy, it’s unsafe. Jumping into heavy scenes with strangers is handing someone the controls and hoping they know how to land the plane. It takes one mistake to get seriously hurt. Slow down. Connection and communication are part of what make it hot.

My partner has some plans for you boys it seems. Our hands match our size 13 shoes. So you better practice first...

Ah yes. Another profile with "Be kind and be humble". He immediately blocked me after calling me fatso because I said I wasn't attracted to him. 😂

If you’re staring at the laces, it’s already too late. Old leather. Fresh laces. Same rules.

Gym floor. Receipt first. Amity Island was the only thing that stayed dry. Second workout of 2025: crushed. Ready for a shark bite? 🦈

Another top-liked from Twitter. I take hot showers after work to scrub the day off my skin. If you want to join me… you know how to ask. On your knees. Hands behind your back. Be patient. Good boy.

To all the fresh arrivals—whether @wolfpupblade.bsky.social sent you or curiosity did—welcome. Say hello. Shoot your shot. You never know what you’ll get. I only bite when you earn it. 😈

Gym crushed. Sweat earned. Selfie secured. Enjoy, boys.

How much does the average human male penis weigh per inch of erect length? Asking for science after @subcub.bsky.social brought up "Eating 5 lbs of cock a week sounds like a lot." Chat GPT answer below. But basically, it's about 45 inches of dick, broken down however you like. 😉🍆

My boy's been making me proud this Locktober. 😈 I'm looking forward to what will happen either way if he wins or loses his wager...

Sub Cub@subcub.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Day 19 of Locktober, daily hole work, and no cumming...and I'm definitely feeling it 🥴 Sir's been strict this year. Only 12 more days to go...

Hi to all the new followers. I'm terrible about posting consistently. You'll have much better luck in my DMs. Bulge and belly for image tax.

All in all, not a bad birthday at all. Here's to 33!

Things I don't fit in: a twin bed... But you know me... I'll always make it fit. 😈

Always love prowling with my partner. Dore Street Fair was a blur of sweat, smiles, and skin. Broke in my new Mr. S harness and got my boots blacked to a shine. Now, off to Lazy Bear. Come say hello. I only bite as hard as you ask. I'm only here the first three days, so catch me if you can.

I came to hydrate and devastate. And boy, I’m all out of water.

This made my morning. But I do feel very sorry for this Dasher. 😂😂😂

"Well. If you don't know by now what I need... You're never gonna." "It's still hot to hear you say it." "I want your cock in my ass." Three loads in my partner in less than 24 hours. I'll take that. 😈

A mannequin sighted in the wild. Why yes I would like to practice my wrist ties. 😏

I'm on the prowl again. I'll be in Columbus, Ohio for a few days for work. Who's gonna form the welcome wagon? 😉

"If you're referring to the incident with the dragon... I was barely involved."