Basset hound rule 527: Sometimes you have to punctuate your howls with several borks to get your point across! And it’s best said as you stare with that LOOK on your face. You know the one. 😂🐶🐾 luv, Walter

🎃🐶🦁 HAPPY HOWLOWEEN FROM THE LIONS OF THE JUNGLE 🦁🐶🎃 We went to a Halloween hundpromenad today as a safari trip with hungry lions and won best group photo! Many snacks and sniffs were had. Much drool was drooled. Now many sleeps are in order! xoxo, Sir Tibbles and Walter

🐶🐂 THE RUNNING OF THE HOUNDS! 🐂🐶 Mom says basset hounds running is peak comedy. And @nicklaslarka captured us thundering through the forest in all our glory. What do you think? Regal and stately, or hilarious? Or both?? xoxo, Sir Tibbles and Walter von Waddlesworth, Esq.

ENJOY SOME BASSMR ON THIS FINE DAY! om nom nom cronch munch luv, Sir Tibbles and Walter

📢🚨 SOUND UP 📢🚨 I was FIERCE in my tug of war today with my pal Morran. All in good fun after I win! Heeeeeeeeee xoxo, Walter

OM NOM NOM CRONCH CRONCH Mom finally picked the cucumbers and we got to eat some right off the vine! Makes for excellent BASSMR. 🐶🥒😂 xoxo, Sir Tibbbles & Walter

We always have a BLAST at our dog sitter’s place, exploring new sniffs, new sights, and new friends AND getting all the snuggles. But SHHH—don’t tell our parents! We make them feel bad to to get more snacks 😂🐶❤️ The end: Walter begged for a boost, then jumped on the couch!

I AM A BASSET OF MANY TALENTS AND NEVER ENOUGH TREATS. AND I HAVE MUCH TO SAY!!! xoxo, Walter (and Sir Tibbles says hi too!)

🥦🫛🐶 CRONCH MONCH CRONCH TIME 🐶🫛🥦 xoxo, The Snack Gang (Sir Tibbles & Walter)

The many faces of Walter von Waddlesworth, Esq. He’s sassy, he’s bassy, and he’s usually up to malarkey. 😂🐶❤️

Sometimes you gotta sniff everything on your lunch walk route. And sometimes…you just gotta be carted around like the royalty you are. 🐶😂👑 xoxo, Walter and Sir Tibbles

Happy Burfday to our papa, @echuu! We love him so. To celebrate, we snuggled a lot and then borked at him loudly when he came home. Walter also celebrated by jumping up to the table and getting a chomp of birthday cake—twice! 🎂🐶😂 xoxo, Sir Tibbles and Walter

I got to play with my friend Morran in between the rain lately and we played tug-of-war. And I won!! Not captured: All our strategic moves Also not captured: The moment I got so tired chasing her around that I turned my back on everyone until we left 😂🐶💤 xoxo, Walter

🚨📢 HULLO MY NAME IS WALTER AND I AM HERE TO ANNOUNCE THE WEEKEND IS OFFICIALLY HERE!!! 📢🚨 Also I need more snacks!! And belly rubs! AND THEN SMORE SNACCS even Sir Tibbles agrees!!! xoxo, Walter Von Waddlesworth, Esq.

I simply refused to lower my dignity by moving my own tuchus when I could instead be wheeled down the street like a Victorian duke touring his estate. Royalty has its perks, especially if you’re stubborn enough. luv, Sir Tibbles Waddlesworth

Nothing is as cutting as a basset side eye (especially served with a side of drool). What do I have to do around here to get some timely service?!? Luv, Sir Tibbles Waddlesworth

OK, but can you leave so I can eat your veggies, Walter? 😂🥦🐶 (But seriously) xoxo, Sir Tibbles

📢🐶🥦 SOUND UP FOR SOME CRONCHY BASSMR! 🥦🐶📢 ICYMI: 1. Veggies come after kibble. (lol, you think we’d skip kibble?) 2. Snoods optional 3. We love making a mess 4. It’s frozen green beans and broccoli. Sometimes mixed veg. We stare at the freezer door waiting! Luv, Sir Tibbles & Walter

When you finish your veggies and you’re waiting for your brother to get distracted so you can swoop in… (Imagine what I was thinking 🐶😂) Luv, Sir Tibbles

WELCOME TO DAILY SHOUTED AFFIRMATIONS, WITH LOVE FROM WALTER 🐶❤️🐶❤️

Everybody’s talking about the Odyssey, but we know a few things about epic battles. Hear us ROAR! (Or grunt as we inch into each other) 🐶😂🗡️ xoxo, Sir Tibbles and Walter

🎶🎵🚨🚨 TIME TO LET IT ALL AIR OUT 🚨🚨🎵🎶 Sunning my biscuits! Ventilating my undercarriage! Doing my best stretch! Embracing my inner yogi! (And all things to prepare me for the 7 AM wake up that’s coming heeeeeeee!) luv, Walter!

Sometimes when it feels like somebody’s watching you… THEY. ARE. (And hoping you abandon the rest of your veggies so they can swoop in 😂🐶) xoxo, Sir Tibbles

🚨🚨📢📢 SOUND UP FOR MY HOUNDY CALL!!! 📢📢🚨🚨 I’m now taking suggestions for what I should name this mournful somg, which my agent says is set to become the next summer hit! 😂🐶❤️ (Sir Tibbles thinks so, too. You can tell at the end!) xoxo, Walter

In case you missed my EXCELLENT birthday song or Sir Tibbles drool waiting for our treats, here’s an encore of my houndy crooning! luv, Walter von Waddlesworth, Esq.

🚨🚨📢📢 EVERYONE MOM IS HOME!! MOM IS BACK AND SHE BROUGHT SNACKS!!!! 📢📢🚨🚨 We told her EXACTLY how we feel, which included huge nose boops (we got her glasses!) and a loud, long list of complaints. 😂🐶❤️ xoxo, Walter and Sir Tibbles

🚧🚧 ELITE ATHLETES AT WORK! 🚧🚧 Our summer schedule is packed. Aggressive sunbathing followed by low-rider wrestling and more mashed potato-img in the grass before carb-loading on milk bones. PEAK. SUMMER. BASSET. 🐶🐾😂 xoxo, Sir Tibbles & Walter

The Eternal Hope of the Basset Hound, captured by yours truly ❤️🐶🐾 (Our friend tried to give us lettuce and we were not amused. HAND OVER THE BBQ MEATS AND CHEESES, HOOMAN!) xoxo, Sir Tibbles and Walter von Waddlesworth, Esq.

At Waddlesworth Manor, we like things BIG and CHONKY. Meats. Cheeses. Snuggles. Sassy bassets. 🦛🐾🐶🦛 luv, Sir Tibbles

We are beauty / we are grace / we chew broccoli / in your face 🥦🐶🥦🐶❤️ With love and cronches from the Snack Gang! xoxo, Sir Tibbles and Walter