Me, high, pettin the bush: *Homsar voice* Now that's prime real estate!

I'm problematic because every time I pull off a tricky vehicle maneuver, I do an impression of Dustin Hoffman from Rain Man.

When you're horny and want to get yourself off, but then begin emotionally spiraling out of control because none of it is real and what's the point? 😎👉🏻👉🏻 Sexy

Mental health spiraling would be more entertaining if it came with carnival music instead of the crushing weight of your inadequacies

One big reason men should hate the Patriarchy just as much as women, it teaches them that 💀 themselves is an easier/better option than sitting with their emotional discomfort and asking for help

I've always been too much; weigh too much, talk too much, think too much, take too much work to turn on and tune out... Just wish someone would put in effort to have capacity for me

Feeling down, wrote a script, posted on r/PTA, no one will probably read or do audio for it, but oh well. scriptbin.works/u/SithHappen...

Something about a guy resting his head on my tummy for a breather, gently panting about how sexy I am that just does something for me 🤭

I remember when the only electric things were eels, chairs, and Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago

If you're not wooing me with flashy colors, fancy footwork, and strong nest building skills, is it even really primal play?

REVENGE IF THE FIIIIIIIIIFTH [knocks over mic stand to aggressively play air guitar]

Happy Beltane! Go dance naked in only a flower crown or something today 🩷

Whilst driving into work, my brain supplies the image of sitting backwards in a chair where the seat is actually someone's face to just grind on... The angle would be perfect, but the fupa could lead to involuntary manslaughter lmao

Pussy so hot I leave condensation patches where I sit 😅

Guess there's no point in worrying. We all die alone, just some of us lonelier than others. not a competition, only a statement of observation. reaching a hand into darkness and never being sure anyone will be there or care to take it. It's hard to build any confidence on your own

When someone loves your decade old fanfic so much they ask permission to print and bind a physical copy for their bookshelf 🥹🥹🥹

Call me Fortunato the way she got me bricked up. For the love of GAWD, Montresor

Call me Fortunato the way she got me bricked up. For the love of GAWD, Montresor

Heard there's some dude who calls himself Clavicular and tells men to take a hammer to their face to become more handsome?? I'm just waiting for a female parody, Follicular, who tells men they should be hitting themselves harder

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New bong, who dis?

My toxic trait is that I knowingly play along with love bombing sometimes because I just really want to feel wanted despite how pathetic I often feel afterward 🤷🏻‍♀️

It's like any time I'm on the verge of a break down and I'm finally about to say something to ask for help, any of the people I could turn to are suddenly with pressing issues of their own and I have to once again refasten the mantle of caretaker and shove everything down to make space for others 🙃

Talking to a new nerd guy and he's actin all 😅 tellin me about the Lego decor at his house and this Gundam thing he's painting and I keep picturing myself under his table, gagging on it while I rub my throbbing clit, but then I might mess up his paint job 🥺

"get picked up" may be asking too much, but forehead kisses work too 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

It’s this sweet man’s birthday today 🥳🥳 Please send him all the birthday wishes and if you have the means, make a donation or send him a little gift 💜

Mischief@masterofmischief.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Happy 34th Birthday to me!! 🥳 If you feel like celebrating with me, please consider donating to any of these charities? (Any Throne gifts are also much appreciated ofcourse!) ♥️ Cancer Research Fund: www.wcrf.org Four Paws: www.four-paws.org Save the Children: www.savethechildren.net