Jumped in Lake Superior today. Jumped in Lake Superior yesterday.

Oh hi I am camping.

Yesterday, at friend’s birthday, I asked her husband if he knew of any places in need of a cloud wizard and he was like “yes actually my company is about to create a cloud wizard position” and this is the most hopeful I’ve been in a bit.

I’m stopping for boba and an elderly couple has just come in an ordered something completely new to them and I am so delighted

Really love for my body that it’s having a very HISTAMINE week

Wow, drunk people are so idiotic. Leaving downtown, I watched multiple people just SAUNTER across the street when an ambulance was driving towards them at an intersection. Did they have a walk sign? Technically, yes. But that’s not how that works.

Trying to get to a friend’s birthday and cat be like

lol 245 lbs is so many, but I squatted it and my knee only screamed a little bit

Applying for a job that a former coworker referred me to and this man I haven’t worked with in over a decade just had to attack me like this.

Oof. Talked with a recruiter today about a position that’s… um… attractive in that it’s a job with benefits, but I need to research the company a lot. It would save me some time if said company snoops on me enough to find out that this is my Bluesky account and finds this post to be a red flag.

Wearing this old shirthausen to thank @danhausen.bsky.social for saying such nice things about my favorite indie promo, @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social

A cat who does not know what personal space is.

Love being able to tell if someone is in Iceland based solely on the amount of lupines surrounding them.

Not that I had a huge amount of conviction on the matter, as my misgivings were very “idk Kaohly Her seems kinda nimby”, but I’m definitely feeling glad that I voted for Melvin Carter for Mayor rn. St. Paul would prefer to be boring again.

Dear Warhammer Lovers, I am sorry. I do not intend to shame your fandom. I am simply making fun of my spouse’s video game on a public platform.

Oh cat. Why. It is so warm.

So my resume has been getting blasted out all over the place. What do you do if you get a probable call from a recruiter and they are supremely bad at having a phone conversation? They didn’t introduce themselves at all. Just a bunch of exchanges of “hello?” immediately after I got an email.

I’ve posted about Warhammer enough recently from my phone, that my algorithm is showing me “girly pop 40k model” content.

I will be missing the upcoming Kesha show and I’m sad about it.

Had a lovely dinner at eM Que Viet and… why have we never been before?! State Fair (they have them at the fair) Garlic Cream Cheese Wontons, and a ton of vegetarian stuff. They use vegan fish sauce in their vegetarian-oriented rice noodle salads. Great cocktails, including a happy hour special.

I’ve decided that every time they say “your command” in the Warhammer vidya game @johnmaddening.bsky.social is playing, they are actually saying “yoga mat”. He’s not a fan of my ideas. But I’m sorry your undead space soldier can’t stop talking about “my yoga mat”. I bet that’s relaxing.

Soothing wholesome activities.

Me, a person who doesn’t know anything about Warhammer, asking @johnmaddening.bsky.social about his little video game: “Do all of you live in coffins?” … “How many of you live in coffins?” Him: “Wven wvill you wvear wvigs?”

No job depresso btw

Omg @jagheadroom.bsky.social just told our D&D group that we’re too good at combat, so he makes us have awkward social interactions. JERK.

I made myself an aquavit negroni because I can.

Thanks @lookitup.baby for one of the Twin Cities Bsky Elder Codes!

Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 2w ago

Tomorrow is "Shoutout the Person Who Gave You a Bluesky Invite Code" Day. It was a cool time for cool people to drag other cool people here.

Companies who do both computer and actual engineering, please have a specific filter for the tech kind and don’t lump it all under “engineering”?

A Jimothy shirt was shared from a trivia teammate’s phone at the table tonight. We had not previously discussed Jimothy and yet it was obvious he was the Zeitgeist and there was no other way.

Dear Places in Saint Paul Where I Have Applied For Jobs, Surely you want a Smart and Pretty Cloud Wizard who lives here? Please Consider. Thanks.