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@sixthdeadlysin.bsky.social
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It's been almost twenty days. I've healed a good amount. Don't worry about it too much.
-- covered in deep purple bruises and swelling. Even with Jason's fast healing, this would be a long recovery.
-- weren't nearly as deep. The injuries didn't stop there. His right shoulder had been dislocated, two broken humeruses, broken left femur, several broken or cracked ribs, and a hairline skull fracture. Concussion. Internal bruising and bleeding. A few teeth knocked loose. His body was --
-- easily shrug off. Lacerations covered his skin where the claw of the crowbar had struck: his left thigh, right calf, right shoulder, the left side of his abdomen, and across his right cheekbone. His skin had split in various other places too, just from the impact of the weapon, though those --
|| Hold please while I find the post listing his injuries
Can't get up actually. Both my legs are broken too.
Yeah. I'm great. I'd give you a thumbs-up, but both my arms are broken.
... Yeah, I can see that. ... Glad you're not dead.
|| thank you, much appreciated ๐โโ๏ธ
|| I will accept my punishment with grace and dignity
|| the next one was worse.~ ๐
|| Reposting the solo thread just in case the references were lost on anyone~
He's actually already at the hospital, but he appreciates the offer.
๐๐๐๐๐,@the-speedster.bsky.social ยท last yr.Do you need a ride? To the hospital?
Anyway, Jason can't help with Aster. Because all of his bones are broken.
|| fun fact: Jason only fell for Joker's trap because his siblings decided to not tell him they knew where Babs was and that she was fine.~ ๐
Jason had been concocting a plan to get Aster, but then he was kidnapped by the Joker.
How ordering pizza for date night goes... Jason, ordering pizza on the phone, pausing to ask: what do you want, Roy? Roy: meat lovers extra large ๐ Jason: ...... And the veggie special, please.
<-- Has a kitten in his shirt pocket.
The only person who did anything for his birthday was Roy. That's all he needed though.