Where to move to in Michigan with small children (The swing and slide at the park were too hot to use at 10:30 AM)

This woman from Maine was at the playground with her kids and asked me about this sound in the trees that crescendos and then goes away. I was confused and suggested maybe it was plane traffic? It hit me ten minutes later that she was talking about cicadas, which I don’t even hear anymore.

My wardrobe is a collection of Oxford cloth button down shirts and chinos. I am happy with this.

@katieshook.bsky.social if you’re not following Juice Kiffin, he still seems to be posting during Lane’s hiatus…

Do we think I can sneak out of bed long enough to have an ice cream sandwich

Parenting is both extremely mundane and extremely absurd

OH MY GOD Jesse Palmer from CFB is the same as Jesse Palmer from the bachelor

Inveigle seems like a word that someone made up because they couldn’t remember the real word they wanted to use

I have learned that I am not very good at predicting the future and so I won’t do that and will instead just enjoy* watching** my team play this season *dread *keeping up with the gamecast because I’ll be in bed with the kid for all our games somehow

Chickpeas look like little nutsacks

I will never financially recover from my child being big enough to shop at jcrew factory

This season of Shrinking is very emotional

Eleventy is not for me. I can’t speak js and I don’t want to learn and I couldn’t find a template to use so I’ve gotta just move on. I don’t want to fiddle, I just want to write.

family took kid to dinner, I am on the couch with my laptop and a beer eating cold motor city pizza out of a plastic bag trying to spin up a blog and watching the handmaids tale. this is what I needed.

Spiraling because of more shitty sleep so I’m on a baby sleep subreddit and some FTM is bragging about how she taught her 3.5 month old to put himself to sleep There needs to be a moratorium on people giving infant sleep advice before their first child has gone through the four month sleep change

I’m not usually a theme park media person but I got sucked into a review of the Universal Kids park by Poseidon Entertainment and I keep getting more videos from him and I really like his videos.

@papa.yaga.gay am I right in remembering you dabbled in 11ty?

Okay I bought sizemo.net and I’m going to try and blog there going forward whenever I can

Life hack: to avoid the clickbait articles about television season release dates, add “plex” to your search and it’ll pop right up in the search result title from Plex.

Grabbed a Networking for Dummies-type book that was from 2009 and wooo boy was that a trip. Obviously the fundamentals are all the same but everything is so much easier in so many aspects now. No one is having to set up a printer server at home these days.

Anybody wanna come babysit for like four hours tomorrow while I sleep and maybe go get myself a coffee because I’m gonna die

Good news, I’m not feeling totally overwhelmed and hopeless on the third day of my solo shift, I’m feeling that way on the FOURTH day of my solo shift!

This kid keeps handing me a fancy dress of hers to try and get me to put it on her for bedtime

I don’t know why I stopped doing homemade pouches but it’s so fun and easy and so much cheaper than the store bought stuff

Having people who can hyperfocus on weird shit is an evolutionary good for a species. It’s not Cheetos and public school doing this, you dolts.

mcc@dryad.technology · 7d ago

It was never going to stop at trans people.

Look how pretty and green it is

Mississippi Traffic Cameras@mstrafficcams.bsky.social · 7d ago

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It’s summer, which means I’m hankering to go back to Mississippi (why)

Just out of curiosity, are they going to punish OpenAI for its bot finding login credentials online and using them to access services the way they are trying to punish Tim Burke?

Little miss knows how to brush hair now which means I get my hair brushed like I’m a pretty pretty princess before bed