pictures of spiderman

Birthday Porta potty shitting on the clock/10

I hope you’re all ready for Lich McConnell

Sometimes as an NYT books columnist you find yourself quoted in the Atlantic by Helen Lewis, who believes two odd things: 1. That nobody is reading Pratchett anymore (instead of all the time, as they should), and 2. That Pratchett’s politics are hard to pin down, and Reg Shoe is not a fucking hero.

"He doesn't know how to use the two gendered frogs". Robschneider.jpeg

....Katie killed a bird this morning and brought it into my mothers bed.

trail off mumbling something about the price of bulls cum

i would ask to have the complaint formally written so i could frame it

Booze is food

Fuck yeah the crack spider

I had a dream that my girlfriend had a pet rock when we were teenagers named Rocksanne, and then she found it and it had a baby.

@fredrodgers

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I dreamt of bolognese last night

I may have splurged on temu a bit

i wanted a pillow that represents this discord in one photo

i would still knock over a bronze statue of an apple

just know that you are on the right side of history

waxy thick skin, texture of a bag of sand. i have eaten sawdust more delicious

9/10 this is what a public bathroom should strive to be

an animal died for this

why do the cat girls only have two boobs?

my disappointment is immesurable and my day is ruined

I remember when we used to play video games

Ahh yes blame the government, like thats not the easiest scapegoat for a bunch of radicals

you were murdered by venomous cave spiders and died with a dozen diamonds last night bro

just imagine them in their underwear and it will be fine sweaty

Y'all motherfuckers need templeOS

i think telus is shit so i dont know if there is memory leak or bad telus speeds

my mothers husband microwaved fish while we were out getting $10 hams at walmart