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And in other news, donald trump has had the vatican bombed & the pope arrested for defamation to distract from the invasion of venezuela to distract from the epstein files.
Since dick cheney has no heartbeat, how did they call time of death, with a mirror?
The cannabis industry in America is like Kraft Single Slices when I want Tillamook.
When trump dies I hope melania has him interred at the golf course. He'll finally have achieved a hole in one.
information revealed by a washington insider details how when trump was briefed on alien remains in area 51, he asked if they'd been probed & if he could personally have a hand in it.
Breaking news: putin has died. Fallen down a well. Body doubles 1, 2, & 3 have also fallen down wells. Body doubles 4, 5, 6 claimed authority as body doubles 7, 8, & 9 have claimed poland, finland & moldovia respectively. Body doubles 10 & 11 just pushed 4 5 6 out windows & 12 can't be found.
Cheats faster than his fanbase's growing mullet! More racist cholesterol pumping thru his collapsing veins than Paula Deen! Able to leap all law with an executive signing statement! He's SuperScam.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9-V... we strangle the future but it's coming anyways. Youth must lead the way or they're left scavenging the remains.
Supaman - Miracle feat. Maimouna Youssef
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trump be blowing so much wind up the ass of the Cannabis Cartels that I expect them to be a Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade float this year.
Breaking news!! trump has legalized cannabis on epstein's island if you're a female under the age of 13.
Next episode of South Park should be trump being haunted by visions of Ivanka's staircase. It's hiding in the woods when he's golfing. It's peeking out of the water hazard when no one's looking. It's right behind him in the reflection of the mirror he's snorting adderall off of.
9 out of ten epstein's say trump is a pedophile. The tenth was incidentally dissembled in a freak compactor accident.
Billionaires should have to pay a guillotine tax. Let them carry the economy for 10 yrs so all who make 400k or less get to save & invest in their lives to reduce the disparity of wealth that will lead to the oligarchs huddling in their panic rooms as pitchforks & torches come seeking an audience.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV6S... Time is a circle, so let's keep the best on repeat.
Men Without Hats - I ❤️ The '80s [Official Video]
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Newsbreak: Glacial melting might lead to volcanoes awakening. The obvious solution is burnt offerings of oligarchy.
In a shocking move, trump has deported the boy & girl scouts of america. ICE has been outfitted with new batteries for their tasers & will be coming to a pinewood derby near you.
Like the BIble says Be Fruitful & Bomb Your Enemies To Make Your Children Fight Your Battles.
I feel like our current presidential options are far too young. We need a seasoned competent man of a ripe age of 98 like Mel Brooks. Now that would be a parade. He could run this country like a remote job.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpi... we waste the genius of our population by only funding the dreams of a small percentage born on third base.
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lailluminator.com/2025/02/07/i... looks like trump's sending new recruits to help putin with ukraine.
Immigrants sue ICE over alleged 'Russian Detention & Deterrence Scheme' • Louisiana Illuminator
The lawsuit complains immigrants from former Soviet countries including Russia, Georgia and Kazakhstan are being wrongfully denied release from ICE detention.
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How do I get paid to mock rich people everyday? I feel like it's my life's calling. Some burning herb whispered it in my ear.
went to a group job interview at a grocery store. 20 people vying for 2 positions. It took 2.5 hrs. And I think to myself what a wonderful world. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBrd...
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millionaires in america voting republican is a humorous thing. They think they're part of the in crowd, but they're just another resource to exploit.