THEN WHAT ARE YOU AFTER . MY BRAINS 😨 OF COURSE

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I do not want your taxes.

YES YOU DO THAT'S WHAT ALL THE ALIENS SAY

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

What are taxes ??? I do not want your taxes ??

HAHAHA . TAKE THAT, ALIEN SCUM SENT BY THE GOVERNMENT TO COLLECT MY TAXES 👺👺👺 [ ... 💀 ? ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Wait, NOOOOOO !! [ she SHRIEKS , her hair curling up 😭 🙏 ] I spent hours straightening it this morning !! ☹️

[ LIME PULLS OUT A WATER GVN ?? AND POINTS IT AT HER ???? ] DRINK SOME HOLY WATER, ALIEN ── [ SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

??

THE ALIENSHHRHRGRGRGHRGEGR

I DIDN'T FUCKIGTBJRNN SAY THAT

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐎𝐒𝐄 .ᐟ ᡣ𐭩@rosyshifter.bsky.social · 2mo ago

hi i'm lime i love aliens and the government can we be friends

OHOHO .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL THE TRUTH COMES OUT, GIRLY .... THEY'RE GONNA KNOW ALL YOUR SECRETS .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 🤬

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐎𝐒𝐄 .ᐟ ᡣ𐭩@rosyshifter.bsky.social · 2mo ago

they're crazy .

[ he steps out into the sunlight . ... it's not even two seconds before he steps back inside, hissing like a gremlin . 😭 ] THE GOVERNMENT .ᐟ.ᐟ THE ALIENS .ᐟ.ᐟ THEY'RE TRYIN' TO BRAINWASH ME .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐋𝐔𝐄, 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓓𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ@skelddoctor.bsky.social · 2mo ago

hey, you ── [ reaching out a hand . ] remember to stay hydrated . go outside, get some sunshine to supplement your vitamin d . ✨️ [ why is this amogus so charming . what the SHIT . 😭 ]

temp. pinned . i'm too lazy to format properly rn lol . spoilers for the among us show !