In honor of boyfriend day, which I missed and is a fake holiday, I would like to announce that I have a boyfriend. Not to brag but he likes me back 😎
There are so many chemicals happening in my brain right now it would kill someone even slightly weaker. But I am good at love so luckily I can handle it
When a man starts seeing a new woman his friends are all happy for him, but when that woman tells her friends about him, they all say "be careful" lol dating as a straight woman is so embarrassing
I just need you all to know that I'm having a lot of feelings for a man. please keep an eye on me and have the tranquilizer gun handy
For someone whose internet went out this morning and still isn't back on, I sure spent a lot of time on the internet today
Oh wonderful, that feeling of leaning over the edge of a steep cliff into black nothingness is back. Great
If one more man on an app tells me that he's "not looking for anything serious" while his profile says he wants a monogamous long-term relationship, my head might actually explode
I don't want to scare you but my meanest cat told me he wants to beat your ass
I have some new prospects from the dreaded app and I'm actually kind of excited about them. Its a little disorienting but very fun. I feel like I'm on the Bachelorette but like, for poor people
Am I spiraling???? After less than 24 hours of speaking to a man??? MAYBE
I have truly done the most me thing: tried a new dating app for one (1) day, immediately met someone who has stated he only wants a FWB and so obviously I am half in love with him already, and then got upset when he stopped responding (predictably). I thought I wanted boy drama but not like this 😭
Ahh Sunday night, when the suffocating weight of my responsibilities descends upon me once again
I am doing some landscaping work on my yard that involves basically ripping out everything growing in front of my house, aka many weeds. I have worked on it twice this week until I got dizzy from the heat and had to stop. Another thing about this chore is that it's very dirty.
Just found out that my cousin, my aunt's only child, died by suicide today. What the absolute FUCK is up with 2026 my GOD
I keep getting ads for expensive things that I want and then I see reviews comparing them to Amazon versions and I'm like, oh yeah Amazon exists, and I get one for $15 instead
Periodically my cat will shut himself in the (windowless) bathroom at night and I've always assumed it was an accident, but lately he has been going in there and just like, chilling, and I'm now thinking he might like it in the dark? His favorite place in the daytime is the (very dark) closet, so
Sometimes I have a good day, and sometimes it's today instead. Dumb ass hormones
This precious angel went to the vet today for his regular shots and got called a soft and handsome good boy 🥰
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
With a heavy heart I must admit that I worked hard at my job today and got a lot done 😔
Having surgery tomorrow for real this time. The main thing I'm worried about is having my mother stay with me afterwards. She can be too much, especially when I'm on drugs and in pain