a 7 nation army probably could hold me back tbh. 6 i could take, easily.
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babe, do my boobs suck? are they terrible?
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looking forward to hearing these posts read back to me at my deposition
rip game show host ken jennings. he got so upset about the goodie good boy newspaper word jumble that only smart people do that he shit his pants on the set of jeopardy and then slipped on the diarrhea that ran down his leg and fell and cracked his skull open on the corner of the contestant thingy.
sometimes i feel like a hot stepmom and my fat ass and breedable hips are stuck in the dryer of life
using my telescopic nipple antennae to transmit data back to earth
saw someone use KTP to refer to kitchen table polyamory and it tripped me up for like 2 full minutes
wishing the new york times and its subsidiaries a hearty [REDACTED]
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 8h agoAaron Rodgers spoke out about Dr. Anthony Fauci. Sophie Cunningham spoke out about transgender athletes. Caitlin Clark chose not to weigh in. Three different approaches, one common result: criticism. Steve Buckley on how athletes can't win on social media: nyti.ms/3Sa9A7D
we need to stop everything until we figure out what's going on with the chicago cubs
currently fighting through the worst tummy ache of my life, since you asked
cool, they rolled out a ton more gambling features on the mlb app.