occasionally when i hear the words "knife and fork" through word association a guy from cork will rise from the depths to torment me and make me feel insane
hollering and howling in my padded cell as i fill up my drafts with absolute dogshitt
transition progress measured by ability to take photos with veiny arms
oh, you "like" someone? come on, we're not children anymore. you can just say you're werewolf ripping its shirt off image about them
Correctly Parse The Word "Tyranny" On First Pass Challenge
happy pride to kamen rider faiz for this insane transition
hardest part of voice training is not rolling the 50% chance to get entirely sidetracked into mimicking skyrim npcs
hoo boy, i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever- [secretary enters, whispers something in my hear] ...i've just been informed they ran the stats on it. turns out it's only the second funniest thing ever. hmm. well now i'm not doing it
hey check out this cool picture of a blue pikmin i found on the internet
found out last night that we don't get horseshoe crabs at all in europe
there is a parasite in my brain that makes me think about eeffoc and laugh
just looked at the newest guinness book of world records and your hubris was in there
1 year of hrt. turns out it's pretty good. has anyone else noticed this
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
trying not to let my coworkers see me crying at work. not because i'm sad or anything but because i just imagined a german cheerleader shouting "gib mir ein upsilon"
a scene i had to try and recreate from this morning: my cat waiting at the door to be let in, before and after noticing me coming down the stairs
going to see the mario movie. i hope i don't see anything that triggers my hyper rare and specific allergy to project hail mary advertising
sitting at my computer trying to write a post for tdov. after half an hour i can only write "trans john cena:" before pounding the desk with my fist and burying my head in my hands
today is the only day you can look at this image. if you behold it on any other day your organs will boil
