Skipsjack

@skipsjack.bsky.social

he/they posting occasional snippets of my fanfics and deranged thoughts here lol AO3 & Tumblr acct by the same name!

thinking about vashwood wedding planning and vash imagining wolfwood in white, which leads to thoughts of garters, which leads to thoughts of lingerie, and he needs to sit down before he arouses himself into unconsciousness

been thinking about that ‘stop the wedding’ song with vashwood but in like. a metaphorical sense. because I know damn well neither of those idiots could even PRETEND to marry someone else ’for the best’. They’re just staying single and miserable forever at worst

cramps hate this one simple hack. with a cold pack on the front and a heating pad on the back, i achieve perfect equilibrium to bring the pain down a whole 0.2 level. wins all around