I think we need to talk about musical and melodic farts more
This is still the ideal length of a fart..............................
[2/2] Yeah he's not gonna be stopping any time soon, this is FAR from his longest fart...
[2/2] Yeah he's not gonna be stopping any time soon, this is FAR from his longest fart...
[1/2] Comm for @skipthestink.bsky.social! Drunken banter leads to drunken bets... and this dragon lives up to his reputation for lengthy, windy outbursts... I don't think he's even pushing~
Call me an old little grumpy shit, but why are people still on the "everything" app? Is it the clout or the attention at this point?
Wish I was a beaver building dams and being beaver instead of working in the IT industry during the AI craze
Peak is when the character warns that he's about to fart...
pssst..... here's the forbidden alt for all my fellow freaks ;3c
Looks like I got myself in a bit of a pickle, but the pickle is giant yeen butt... Commission I got from @faucetrye.bsky.social !
[3/6] He's 3 minutes into an 8 minute long fart...
i would probably scroll this account more if so many fartists stop being bitches and got off twitter
I love you thissssssssssssss much! *farts out heart*
I can't get over the idea of a character making fart jokes with their own farts. And they're really gassy so they're going to be cracking a lot of jokes. 😳
Oh yeah, it's international beaver day as well, thought you should know :)
Please excuse my insane obsession of really long farts I will continue to talk about them and swoon over them
Please excuse my insane obsession of really long farts I will continue to talk about them and swoon over them
Sleep isn't enough, I also need a REALLLLY long fart from a HUGE butt directly in my face.....y'know?
Sleep isn't enough, I also need a REALLLLY long fart from a HUGE butt directly in my face.....y'know?
As if the smell in the tavern wasn't funky enough already... 💨
I think more characters should say "Here's what my butt thinks of that!" before farting...... just a thought.....
You should totally worship and hug and make out with my butt and talk about how big and massive it is hhhhhhhhh
This is weird thing to say on this account, but, are people that addicted to ragebait content and constant algorithm slop that they refuse to leave the bird app?