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Fox/Spottyskunk/Fisher ~ assaulted by a cicada 6/16/21 ~ will NOT hold doors for the elderly ~ world piss champion of 2026 ~ No. 1 worldwide ranking Rite Aid shoplifting speedrunner 🔞 Making music at https://dioptase.bandcamp.com 💜 camura.bsky.social 💜

Oooh, your parasocial relationship is really showing here. What a class act. Knitters already know what exact forces keep knits together and can tell by *touch* when they're not right lol. He also got a lot of other stuff wrong, e.g. the oldest known knit socks. That's nothing to do with physics.

Pete Hegseth, grunting and swaying uncomfortably behind the podium: “Starting today, I am mandating 2 shots of Jack Daniels be added to every MRE”

Hey y'all! I am getting FFS at the end of August and made a GoFundMe to try and help cover part of the costs. If you could share this around or if you are able to donate, I'd greatly appreciate it. ❤️ gofund.me/63fe713c5

Donate to Support Saoirse’s Facial Feminization Recovery, organized by Saoirse Thayne

Hi, my name is Saoirse. I am a trans femme person preparing for Facial F… Saoirse Thayne needs your support for Support Saoirse’s Facial Feminization Recovery

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might be the deepest of deep pulls but the first game I ever played afaik was a shareware Galaga clone called B.U.G.S. that was on an egames disc, I wanna say Space Arcade Collection. I was maybe 6-7 years old at the time. I need to play it again but I recall even getting a dosbox copy was hard

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Damon, as Nycto for the summer!@raccattack.bsky.social · last wk.

Share the first video game you played! As much of a Nintendork I am... Sorry, my first love lies with SEGA.

eBay is really cool because you'll get international buyers who purchase something and then casually ask you to commit mail fraud by modifying the item value on the customs sheet so they don't have to pay import duties like it's no big deal

Vegan rapper who bombs at an open mic night but thinks he’s doing well because of all the fruits and vegetables he’s being given for free by the audience

My hottest furry take? Well, I'm very glad you asked. I am so tired of bired of we need to need to beed to talk about balk about about how boften furries burries worries snurry. Everyone beveryones furries just dont talk about we need to normalize gormalize talking about balking about out. Furries

the mirror satellites are so dystopian and stupid and I hate them i hope they allow me to control one so i can use the sun to incinerate my annoying neighbor who loudly takes his trash out at midnight like he’s an insignificant little ant under a magnifying glass

“Taco Bell gives me explosive diarrhea by default” that’s because you’re weak. The great Bell looks down upon you with immense shame and laments your pitiful digestive system.

If Platner was running in NH he’d never have dropped out. Some 57 year old guy on his 3rd wife in 8 years from Laconia would have offered to give him a huge “LIVE FREE OR DIE” back tattoo and he would have drove to the appointment in a 2024 Toyota Tacoma with a plow still attached to it in July.

Had a great AC but the hotel I was in was one of the worst I've ever been housed in, mostly because the entire HVAC system had some kind of severe moisture level issue. The beds felt damp, towels would not air dry, and cash I had left out overnight felt like it had gone through the wash. Bizarre

Heard walking around Pittsburgh today: Mom: (points out a furry in suit) Kid 1: I hate furries! Kid 2: Yeah, me too! Mom: Shush yo mouths, y’all embarrassin’