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skomra 🏳️‍⚧️@skomra.bsky.social · 2w ago

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my child has my humor and is equally obsessed with food as i am. they wish they could go back to the days of low tech (which was high tech at the time) simply because they think people seemed to have better aesthetic tastes back then. they like listening to the recording of what used to be my outgoing voicemail message on my old flip phone before they were born which is me telling my dog to speak and then the dog barking and me telling them they are a good boy. they ask to get used japanese clothing on mercari because they can find things like shoes that look like hamburgers, sesame seed buns and all. my mother, their grandmother, has to walk to the 7-11 to pay for each item and hold on to the packages till we come visit once or twice a year. they are annoyed that i won't let them buy non-vegan food when they are with me. i told them they can eat whatever they want with money they make themselves, so they started tinkering with making digital art. they want me to sell it for them so i told them i'd take a gallery's cut. they are now even more annoyed and threatening to just shoplift some "humanely raised" bacon just to spite me because they know how much that labelling irks me. i remind them of our old neighbor's mini pig named fanny that they loved helping to moisturize when they were younger, slathering cream all over their thick dry skin and massaging it in. they shut up, turn around and go to their room, slamming the door behind them and i find myself feeling mildly jealous that they can still look so adorable even with their face all red and scrunched up. they were born better looking than me. sound file created using klattch image png created using vintage apple "hi-res doodle" emulator

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