was made aware of a new machine gun kelly single against my will and these might be the worst bars ive ever seen
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JJK, I'm going Gojo, six-eye technique
Demon Slayer, katana slice, all demigods must bleed
Chainsaw Man, I'm the rap devil, who the fuck tryin' me? (Who?)
Hunter x Hunter, I'm like Killua goin' Godspeed
JJK, blood manipulate, Choso gang affiliate
Mobbin' Tokyo, curse assimilate, out the underworld, we originate, yeah
Fushiguro, all my dogs shikigami
Yuji, shoot at them like Fuji, we don't hide the body, uh-huh
(What I'm 'bout to do?)
Solo level-up, I need the crystals
(I need all that; what?)
Neon Genesis, we came with missiles
(I camе with all that; uh)
DBZ, Krillin destructo disk (Boom)
Tapped in, nine tails, I'm goin' Naruto in this bitch (Go)
I'm goin' Liu Kang with thе kicks (Uh)
I'm goin' Pickle Green with the Ricks (Yeah)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:56qus3qvjmy76yghmsas4bvk/bafkreie3ew3jk75oxj6272o777gpyakloeu7yjkaqoogfduvs6shphcp7a)
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18+ MDNI please. he/him/any idc 30yo. Australia. Pan 99% Wrestling related stuff, I watch all promotions. (Including WWE yes, I don't give them money or views, thanks pirated streams) Kris Statlander, Solo Sikoa and Giulia's strongest soldier.
Obviously been predicting this since BB formed at this point. My actual dream of Kay Lee Ray and Isla Dawn confronting the Birds after they win at Wembley? Much less likely lol. #AEW #Wrestlesky
All Elite Wrestling@allelitewrestling.com · 4h ago#AEWAllIn London 6pm BST/1pm EST/10am PST on PPV Sunday, 30 August AEW Women's World Tag Team Title Divine Dominion vs Brawling Birds Divine Dominion & Brawling Birds are unbeaten in tag team matches. The Birds fight for the title in their home country Sunday 8/30!
BAD NEWS: @speedballbailey.bsky.social did not win the International Championship at #GrandSlamMéxico GOOD NEWS: the support and energy for Speedball in Arena Mexico was off the charts - even a TEMERARIO chant - and that matters a whole lot. Gracias 🙏
Well i don't really care about next two matches so review. Awesome show, one of the best of the year. DOn't have anything bad to say really, some thing i cared about less but nothing bad, I love Brodido but not that invested in staying for a trios match lol. #AEWDynamite
i wonder if kris statlander could crack my ribcage with her thighs
Oh fuck that looked like it really hurt, jesus, her knees too all of that. #AEWDynamite
Stat punching herself in the face to psyche herself up, haha what if it was me though just joking though haha haha #AEWDynamite
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kris statlander yank my head back and make my throat rip open and turn me into a human pez dispenser challenge 2206 🙏
This match is like the two baddest women on planet Earth fr it's insane #AEWDynamite
My actual GOAT is on screen, everyone shut up Statdaddy is here. #AEWDynamite
If darby is a champ again before speedbsll im killing someone
Lol crowd still loves Hechi as they should, our thicc boi is too awesome not to love #AEWDynamite
Nigel i love you but calling Darby just as iconic as Mistico and even Jericho is like sacrilege #AEWDynamite
They love showing that girl in the front, she is having the time of her life lol #AEWDynamite
i need every aew crowd to be at least 25% as good at singing Me Muero as this
Mistico deserves to aura farm for every entrance, some wrestlers it bothers me but not him. #AEWDynamite
Mistico in Arena Mexico though, not much else to say really. #AEWDynamite
Also just happy whenever i get to see Hechi, he's like my second love behind Komander for Luchadors in AEW #AEWDynamite
Okada, Jet and Hechi is like an insanely random but awesome trio lol #AEWDynamite
I also loved the way Fletcher basically just fell into the pin for after the Turnbuckle Brain Buster, Shawn Michaels-esque just last bit of energy to get the pin. #AEWDynamite
That turnbuckle brain buster was phenomenal.
