lmao you can see me under him

JJ@baonpdx.bsky.social · yesterday

I had a good view! Thank you for the book recommendation I will use my librarian privileges for good to get a galley!

y'all!!! I met John Darnielle!!!! and heard a bunch of songs from days performed live for the first time!!! aaaaaaaaa

I pulled my back last week and then pulled it AGAIN two nights ago, and yesterday had to be driven to physical therapy by my sister but in spite of that I will be seeing the mountain goats perform both today and tomorrow 🫡 they can't keep me away

my first perfect game!! I'm not very good at smush generally and I had to try sooo hard to get a clean plate today so I ended up doing dumb low value words lol. but!! I did it!!

I'm doing everything I can with the limited resources I have. One of those things is asking for help. I set up a GoFundMe for them. If you can contribute financially, every dollar helps. gofund.me/a655ae010

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hello!! it is officially confirmed that i will be getting top surgery November 5th!! i have created a fundraiser to help cover the costs, which are due by Oct 15th ❣️ thank you for sharing and checking it out 🥹🏳️‍⚧️ ko-fi.com/sweatermuppe...

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a year ago today I started working at my job, and last week I started a new role because I got promoted 🥳 what a year lol

I have covid so I'm finally rewatching ofmd for the first time in years. might just decide to live tweet some of it while my sick baby sleeps on me idk

Austin, pizza baby, and I are all sick with covid 🫠 pizza baby's first time ever being sick in her life and it's covid 😭💔

it's fun always spending international nonbinary people's day in my conservative hometown being misgendered constantly by my family

@hankgreen.bsky.social first, I'm shocked I didn't make any mistakes in the 4x3, because these were literally all complete guesses. I just went based on vibes because I couldn't figure out any of them and second, I liked smush!! fun!!

now that bluesky has drafts I think we should bring back sharing those every once in a while. tag yourself in mine

pirate pals, do we see what's happening with killing eve rn??? that'll be us one day 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

in the last hour both my sister and one of my friends have texted me about hank's four by three game. it's reaching people I know and they're sending it to other people?? weird

Austin is filming the bees with multiple cameras at once to catch them pissing

Austin Witherspoon@austinwitherspoon.com · 2mo ago

DO BEES TAKE PISSES? I SWEAR TO GOD I SAW A BEE FLYING AND SO MUCH LIQUID SPRAYED OUT LIKE A PISS THAT WAS A 10TH OF IT'S BODY WEIGHT, NOT A TINY BUG PISS IT HAPPENED TWICE SO I KNOW I'M NOT CRAZY

I accidentally found this random person on letterboxd who ends every review with whether or not the movie had tits

what are y'all doing for shallow grave summer I'm gonna dig up my time capsule and then throw a worm rave in the fresh dirt

the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[70s FM DJ voice] Gonna be a hot one folks. The kinda day that makes you wanna get out the garden hose and clear yourself a...shallow grave. It's "Shallow Grave" by the Mountain Goats here on [blast of static] www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbg2...

one of pizza baby's current favorite toys is my pizza John pop-it fidget thing she's also partial to my pizza John pillow.....and many of my pizza John shirts..........it's like she knows who she is

painted flowers on my face for my first mother's day 💐🥰

hello gay pirate friends!! I haven't been on TikTok in months but I'm dying to see gentlebeard edits to Noah Kahan songs. if you know of any can you send them my way 👉🏻👈🏻

my husband did a good thread you should look at it

Austin Witherspoon@austinwitherspoon.com · 3mo ago

After hank's video I wanted to see if I could stabilize the Artemis earth timelapse better I've completely stabilized the earth and stars, but you can still see the satellites, auroras, and lightning

wore my barbie cowboy pizza John shirt to physical therapy today and tried to somehow explain what was going on to the receptionist lol

last week's accomplishments: 🪻 helped watch kids for a friend moving into a new house* 🪻 hosted a game night 🪻 did lots of things to help my body heal/feel better/be stronger in the future 🪻 had a date night with Austin 🪻 kept up my quota at work 🪻 went to therapy this is such a nice trend! do it!

mir reached back 🫶🏻✨@leavesbian.bsky.social · 3mo ago

last week’s accomplishments: ✨ present during family vacay and listened to my limits ✨ helped my mom navigating challenges ✨ took time for me when I could with reading, seeing a friend, staying connected with friends online too these trends are so nice 🫶🏻 would love to hear yours if you wanna share

the way Noah Kahan sings "if I'm gonna lose you either way" at the end of orbiter where loooooose sounds like a wolf howling at the moon............I'm losing my mind

my therapist is going to listen to Noah Kahan's new album because of me. ...why? no reason, it was very random. don't read too much into it

I don't wear contacts very often so it's taken years, but my bathtub is coming along nicely

oh my god you guys this show was so funny. and @vicmmic.bsky.social was there!!! I got to see vic michaelis perform!!!! I'm never gonna get over it

Dropout@dropout.tv · 5mo ago

🚨 Dropout Improv is going on a U.S. tour this April! Join host Kurt Maloney, along with Jacob Wysocki, Jeremy Culhane, Kimia Behpoornia and more for shows in Columbus, Denver, Portland, Minneapolis, Houston, Irving, Atlanta, and San Jose! #DropoutImprov

one of my internet friends just told me she had her baby and I was like, what! she was just posting on discord 16 hours ago! and then I remembered I was literally messaging in the dear hank and john patreon livestream chat when the doctors came in and told me it was time to push 💀

very important people spoilers but like. we just watched this episode and I realized this is the first time our baby has ever heard the star spangled banner 🧍

Very Important People@veryimportantpeople.dropout.tv · 5mo ago

a very important interview with Caitlin Reilly tonight 🥰 watch only on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT 📸: Kate Elliott

Stede Sun, Ed Moon, Lucius Rising

Plunderer of Lush Vegetation@mysterymary.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Stede Sun, Swede Moon, Mary Rising