Fallout: New Vegas just crashed so hard that it took 25 minutes to reset my computer. It's a pretty good game.

"Rod Liddle with a... variety of sandwiches being laid out at his funeral."

Gerry Adams should become a puppeteer, just to further confuse people like me who get him mixed up with Gerry Anderson.

89 days. It ended up being 89 days. Actually not as bad as I expected.

Skutter.exe@skutterdd.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Sometimes my friends send me links and I click on them without thinking because I'm a brainless fucking masochist. I highly recommend it. See you in X days.

Hehe I bought scented lube and my poop smells like aloe vera now.

Every "hi-vis vest in a warehouse" photo is the first step towards your "crying in the back of a taxi" photo.

The lube said "apply liberally", so I means-tested it and then sided with fascists at the first sign of resistance.

Okay, love that dude when it FUCKING WORKS I HAD LENTIL SOUP WHY IS MY BLOOD SUGAR AT 19?

Skutter.exe@skutterdd.bsky.social · last wk.

Oh hey, it was artificial insulin's 105th birthday today. Love that dude. Makes me not die.

Oh hey, it was artificial insulin's 105th birthday today. Love that dude. Makes me not die.

Love how Steam's adult content settings can only be set to "Don't even show me games rated PEGI 7 and above" or "Show me nothing but Spunk Quest VII and Bunfucker Island."

Me, to myself after coming out a couple of months ago: "I won't become a stereotype." Me, today:

Are they not supposed to be trying to get the ball off each other? I don't watch football, but I think I'm right.

I don't know why I would need a button on my desk that sends the exact same skeet over and over again but here we are.

Just slept for about 14 hours. Did I miss anything? How's the coming home thing going?

I'm really sorry to dump this on you all but I have to get it out somehow. If Ant and Dec had a baby, it would look like Stephen Mulhern.

Listening to the football. Not because I care or understand what they're saying, but because I can't flick my bean without hearing a sad Englishman.

You've won a night with one of the Technical Difficulties. Yes, it's Gary Brannan's Spam Cannon!

I drew the fish.

I just drew the silliest thing but I'm going to wait for the least appropriate time to unleash it on people.

So is July 4th like the universal horse birthday but for Americans?

I desperately want to sit down with someone that really likes Mario 64 and play it with them to see if I can finally understand, but I know that 99% of what I say will be "AND THAT'S GOOD, IS IT?" I love platformers where directional inputs are seen as more of a suggestion by the character.

(Don't worry. I've still never watched a football in my life. Doesn't stop me from being very happy right now.)

Demokratik Kongo

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DAMN IT HOW LONG HAVE I HAD THAT TYPO IN MY BIO? It's pronounced "Faw-lish", not "Law-fish", as it previously said. Although that does give me an idea for that game I was talking about earlier. Why couldn't the main character be a fish? Fish don't wear boots. That's why.

@tronknotts.bsky.social @commandersterling.bsky.social @conradzimmerman.bsky.social Hear me out.

I have the silliest idea for a point-and-click nadventure game about a little village with no cops and all their problems are solved by the player who investigates petty crimes and... (2 hours later) ...and no idea how to make videogames but fuck it, I'm going to try. (No, that wasn't a typo.)

If you're asleep right now, you're a damned fool. This lightning is incredible.

I'm inscrutable. I cannot be scrote.