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Maybe next year...

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 5mo ago

If you’ve ever planned to motor west and take the highway that’s the best, this might be time: Route 66 turns 100 this year. Explore the restored diners, kitschy landmarks and eight states that defined the quintessential American road trip.

Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915

How it started/How it's going etc.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 6mo ago

lol

It would be cool if Iran picked #Trump as the next Ayatollah. It would bookend his well deserved FIFA Peace Prize. #PeaceMeal

He's no longer needed, so Jesus™ called him home.

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 7mo ago

Dr. William Foege, a leader in the global eradication of smallpox, has died.

Cc: @whitehouse-47.bsky.social

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 7mo ago

International Criminal Court judges find former Philippine president Rodrigo Duterte fit to stand trial.

Congratulations to the #Trump administration on being nominated for best picture, adapted screenplay, costume design, and makeup at this year's academy awards. #Oscars @whitehouse-47.bsky.social

I think the Vagina Diaries threw the Heritage Foundation over the edge.

This cat will need only a manila envelope to clear out his office.

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 8mo ago

FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino says he plans to leave the job next month, ending his brief tenure as the bureau's No. 2 official.

Just maybe antifa is a brand of imported cheese with high tariffs. #ProveMeWrong

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 8mo ago

GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered? GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now THOMPSON: What does that mean?

Trump was just awarded the Nobel prize for literature for his extraordinary oratory skills and his authorship of the Jeffery Epstein Birthday Letter! This is a glorious day for the Republic! #MAGA #FoxNews #USA @GOP @HouseGOP

😭 What a time to be alive, and being the party poper! #Christiainsanity

Trump was just awarded the Nobel prize for Physics for work in quantum mechanics!! This is a glorious day for the Republic! #MAGA #FoxNews #USA @GOP @HouseGOP

How is the rapture going for everyone* today? Any dinner ideas for later? I don't think the Bibble mentioned what you must dine on afterwards, so I'm open to suggestions. #Rapture2025 * - Not Charlie Kirk, obviously.

These are my people.

Skip, the Online Raccoon@badposter.lol · 12mo ago

here’s a picture of me cooking dinner

History tends to repost itself.

Sardonicus@sardonicus.eu · 12mo ago

'Los Angeles (1937)' www.commondreams.org/views/2018/1...

Social Truth. www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...

A Letter from Ghislaine Maxwell

I’d like to take this opportunity to clear up any lingering doubts, particularly in regard to President Trump’s involvement in Jeffrey Epstein’s life.

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Breaking news from ~700 AD. What is old, is old again.

If patience is key, where's my adrenaline boost?

Prevarications are troublesome if you allow such liberty.

Not a fan of when the algorithm drops Mazzy Star right in the middle of that moment.

We exist in the age of unquietness; we are the subjects.

Have you ever gone to any airport and wondered if you're on a different plane?

Chin up everyone, there's sunlight at the end of the tunnel.

Looks like Elmo Sunk just gets off on blowing shit up. *-See DOGE for reference. **-See insta-family tree for hysterical (sic) reference.

Unfortunately, the default ringtone on #Trump's new mobile phone is not the sound of him sharting into his diaper as I requested from the design team.

Messieurs @skeetofgod.bsky.social @thetweetofgod.bsky.social Your Emineminences, why aren't you, the exsalted ones, picking the next pope? Are you not allowed to do so? Or, is it the fact that *he* is being picked by mere mortal old men a testament to the validity of your existences?