#vesselalert
@slayhem.bsky.social
being punished eternal-style 18+ only vent/ramble/etc
well i have to make blueberry lemonade now. they're holding a gun to my head and forcing me to make blueberry lemonade
people who bought too much fruit be like let me make a blueberry simple syrup
*Nintendo direct narrator voice* "THIS! is the true protagonist!" (footage of a small little slug crawling around, no music or anything)
i don't need to set a timer i'll remember when 2 hours have passed (5 minutes later) when did i start counting again
my contacts are never coming in bc i'm evil and they don't make contacts for evil people
thinking abt when i started gbf i would read every fate episode but xmas naru's was so insanely bad i stopped reading them entirely after that
not gonna sugarcoat it. i bulldozed an extremely large cavern beneath the ground, hollowing out the earth itself to extract copper ore, destabilizing the foundation in a way that will cause the town to collapse in the future. in pokopia
unfortunately i think if i actually had a piña colada every week it would destroy my human soul
just realized i have no fucking time for this (this = everything)
they put fucking VOLCANION IN THIS GAME? VOLCANION AND NOT SNOM OR SMOLIV ok.
you are all playing DAWNTRAIL on NINTENDO SWITCH 2 i am playing POKOPIA
(thinks of a pokemon i like ) looks up [that pokemon] pokopia -> not in pokopia fuckk
"you know who would be really good at cutting a board perfectly smooth? dartrix" - me when i fucking lie
i've lowkey been drawing my bugsona's hair wrong for the last week but let's just pretend i didn't
day 1 part 1: i just gotta keep drawing and i'll improve eventually. gotta keep drawing i have hope i will get better day 1 part 2: never gonna make anything i'm happy with
somehow feel like my spice tolerance got worse which is crazy
the problem w enjoying body horror but being rly squicked by a specific type of body horror is when they're like tw body horror i'm like well that could be enjoyable or not, depending