How long will it take for some Geordies to adopt his facial hair trend? 🤔😂 #NUFC

Newcastle United@newcastleunited.com · 11h ago

Your new head coach at Newcastle United 👔

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Darren soon to be re-appointed as #NUFC steward. Will he or the club accept!? HERE WE GO! 😂

Darren@nufc86.bsky.social · 19h ago

I got a call back interview for the stewards job at St James Park. Just in case any ITK accounts would like to report on this #nufc

I have had to update the Bluesky Toon H2H #FPL code to 7bj906, as some #NUFC fans have struggled joining. We’re now up to 23 teams. I’m wanting 30, so 7 more to go 🤞🏼 If you’re part of the league, please repost ⚽️

Bruno… The man who we thought had black & white running through his veins, gave us everything, every single game. His passion and endless fight brought us glory. Sadly though, his lack of loyalty and glory hunting has broken that trust. Thank you for what you brought, but time to move on. #NUFC

£240m from three players. Signed for £145m. I believe AC Milan had a 10% sell on clause, so £90m for Tonali. = £85m profit. We’ve spent £136m so far this summer. I guess only time will tell if this pays off. 2030 folks. 2030! 😅 #NUFC

Come on then #NUFC folks. Who thinks Harvey Barnes should start for us next season or not? Duncan doesn't seem to think so... Below are Barnes & Gordon's goals & assists from the past three seasons (+UCL), keen to know others thoughts...

Duncan Wraight@duncan.wraight-consulting.co.uk · 2d ago

You genuinely think Harvey Barnes should be starting for us? Not sure how to respond to that if I'm honest

It's not all doom and gloom until we see how the first half of the season goes. New head coach, new young players (yes, more players have to come in), but a new project, to develop and give it a go again. Hopefully the board will learn from mistakes and we'll be back fighting again! #NUFC

If you want a horror film that makes you shout at the TV, highly recommend Primate! Also, the director is a mate of mine 😉 #Primate

Supposedly Trafford is on £130k p/w at Leeds. I’m certain Jaouen & Horníček combined is less than that. That’s good business I’d say 😆 #NUFC

Can’t believe I skipped this in 2006! Just finished the second season. What a series this is. #Heroes #Netlfix

I’m so horny for Horníček! 😮‍💨😆 #NUFC

Newcastle United@newcastleunited.com · 3d ago

Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of Czech Republic international goalkeeper Lukáš Horníček from Portuguese side SC Braga. The 24-year-old joins for an undisclosed fee and has penned a five-year-deal at St. James’ Park. Welcome to Newcastle United, Lukáš 🖤🤍

No cheating, post your Lock Screen.

Rab Ropes 🐋@rabropes.bsky.social · 3d ago

No cheating, post your Lock Screen

We can announce that Eddie Howe has informed the club of his decision to step down as head coach. The club has accepted Eddie’s decision and would like to thank him for his extraordinary contribution.

Some interesting facts and stats about our new head coach (via Sky Sports) #NUFC

And yet again I’m blocked by a fellow #NUFC fan for not handling basic humour 😂

Last night result isn’t too bad compared to this game 😂

Congratulations to Spain on winning the last ever World Cup.

With three weeks to go until the start of a nervous season, I’ve set up a #NUFC #FPL H2H. 15 teams entered so far. Let’s double that! Code: 8yxpd9

I’ll admit, I wasn’t happy when Howe was appointed back in Nov ‘21, but that judgement quickly changed. UCL following season Carabao 🏆 Furthest reached in the UCL Unforgettable games. Sadly though, tail end of last season we saw Howe wasn’t giving it his all. His time was coming to an end. #NUFC

I mean, I won’t say no to Antonio Conte… #NUFC

www.nytimes.com/athletic/747...

Eddie Howe turned Newcastle’s dreams into reality. In the end, he had nothing left to give (Gift Article)

The end for Howe can only prompt sadness. There is no jubilation. He is not despised or berated by the vast majority of Newcastle supporters

nytimes.com

This Matthias Jaissle (whom I’ve never heard of before) has plenty of honours to his name to be fair. 38 too 😳 Austrian Bundesliga x2 Austrian Cup Saudi Super Cup AFC Champions League x2 #NUFC

So if he had known he was going to leave, why be involved in the signings!? Should have left when he felt it first, so we could have had the summer to find a new head coach…!? #NUFC

Well he left it a bit late to decide to resign! #NUFC

That’s what we get for giving him a new contract 😅 #NUFC

Oh we look good don’t we 😂 #NUFC

We just love to concede 😂 Story of our season? #NUFC

Post a perfect album for the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains.

John Milton@geordioca.bsky.social · last wk.

Post a perfect album for the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains.

Can’t beat a sunny day on the river 😎