//Linhardt becomes Gutenberg out of sheer exhaustion and invents the printing press.
Linhardt von Hevring
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I will endeavour to fill a book with the stories I grew up with, then. How many copies of the manuscript should be made afterwards? …-I should look into a way of printing book copies…
I am having understanding. I will be working on the rest of the plan. Until then, yes, let us be having a deal.
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I only truly know imperial folk tales, but…-I can try to record them, at least. It’s best to have someone from the Kingdom and Alliance record their tales. But you have a deal. An exchange works best when both sides share.
and you can be writting down stories from Fódlan in a book. There! Both our homelands can be knowinh our culture.
[Awww shucks she didn’t have to compliment him on her birthday! He gives a chuckle.] I only noticed it when I looked—that’s the way of knowledge. We only know what we don’t know when we need to know it. So…-let’s make sure in the future, we know your culture—knowing and understanding beget +
( she understands the value of such a gift. she gracefully takes said gift from him and gives a wide smile ) I am wanting Brigid to be more open and I am thinking it would be best to start with stories from my land to bring them to Fódlan. --
[Oh that’s a joke Caspar’s dad would make. Involuntarily he chuckles.] My second gift is this. I realised the library doesn’t have many tales of Brigid told by a native of Brigid, so if you would record the stories you know, I’ll get it reprinted by the monasteries to join any library worth it’s +
I thank you for the wishes, Linhardt. Do not worry, I will not be making you hunt or eat meat, I am not cruel. I am just Petra. ( she's got jokes )
Happy birthday, Petra. Just for today, I won’t complain about anything you try to get me to do, provided it isn’t making me eat meat or hunt. [His pescatarian ass is quite happy the way he is, thank you, and he DOES have a second and proper gift, but he’s holding onto that card.]
I do enough exercise to function as a human being without training. I can fish or take walks in the woods just fine. You are simply seeking an excuse to get me to the training yard.
Everyone does! You need to build your stamina to even function as a human being! Think of it like this, my friend. What if you did not have energy to even pursue your research no matter how much you nap?
I am a mage, you tea-hound, I hardly need to do physical training.
Completely inflexible, that is unbecoming of you! What will you do when life forces you to go against your schedule? Will you just roll over and suffer the consequences?
Oh, would you look at that. My schedule is booked. Can’t move my nap back or cancel enjoying the breeze again.
LINHARDT! Perfect timing, let us begin our training to improve your constitution!
Lovely day to be a mage and therefore exempt from physical training…
[Looks at the piles of work his old man left him with a heavy sigh.] …-As comforting as that was meant, I know the man. He’d be nagging me ceaselessly if he could. No, ghosts have no proof behind them.
That's cause he didn't have any unfinished business.
If ghosts were real, my old man would be working in his old office still. They’re not.
Ghosts are totally real, babe. I punched one once. :|
I’m less worried about the ghost, which isn’t real, and more worried about Vestra’s traps he undoubtedly put on his office door because he forced me to trap my own door too after I became a minister. Vestra’s magic is real and can hurt you, unlike ghosts.
Pshh, you think a little ooga booga magic is gonna get me? As if.
[Sleepy grabby hands. This will surely get husband to not do the stupid thing.]
🏃🏼💨
I cannot lose my husband. Not to Vestra’s office wards, of all the mundane ways he can go.
[Wakes up in a cold sweat] Casp’s about to do something stupid that gets him hurt and Vestra’s about to let him.
He left the match and never came back, that’s a forfeit if there ever was one.
𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗛 𝗪𝗔𝗬 𝗧𝗢 𝗚𝗢 𝗕𝗔𝗕𝗘!!!!!
Please let me end this chess match, I need to kiss my husband and fall asleep on him. Also Ingrid looks like she might commit a crime.
Babe. [Guy who got in a fight with a tree and whose hair suffered for it] @vonbigly.bsky.social
You are the kindest, most loving and devoted partner I could ever ask for, and the closest companion for my life, both platonic and romantic.
Coming from the guy that boinked half the monastery? Pffffft, okay.
I do, because if you look at your collar, the spell is still active. It’s holding you by the shirt still. You are standing. Ergo, I did not drop you. Now leave. [FINALLY the spell is released. Since he is standing and cannot argue the point much more.]
You don't know that. You're not the one that got viciously thrown out a very high window.
He insulted my husband, I had every right to kick him out. If I was visiting him and insulted Ingrid, I’d expect him to kick me out.