🦈 it's time to get silly

meow

Sitting on the ground with their very large gator in their lap . They simply don't have much to do today , so for now they're relaxing .

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝐖Eᅠ𝐖ILLᅠ𝐌AKEᅠ𝐎URᅠ𝐓RUIMPHANTᅠ𝐑ETURN——𝐅ORᅠ𝐌ONDSTADTᅠ, 𝐅ORᅠ𝐅REEDOMᅠ! ᅠ ᅠ

🦈 🦞

🦈 they can get really silly trust 🙏

🦈 mom said I was allowed to post this here too

Stares beyond the fourth wall .

🦈 i dont like exploring sumeru

Homesick and not quite sure where home is.

To each their own I suppose .

ㅤ 𝕽𝗘͟𝗚͟𝗥͟𝗔͟𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗥͟. ㅤ@ambitioeius.bsky.social · 2w ago

Wine is relaxing.

That.. sounds like it'd only make things worse , but alright ..

ㅤ 𝕽𝗘͟𝗚͟𝗥͟𝗔͟𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗥͟. ㅤ@ambitioeius.bsky.social · 2w ago

I'd prefer some wine, honestly.

What about juice then ? Or perhaps hot chocolate with peppermint ? Peppermint's calming .

ㅤ 𝕽𝗘͟𝗚͟𝗥͟𝗔͟𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗥͟. ㅤ@ambitioeius.bsky.social · 2w ago

That would be even worse. He's already furious.

They don't have tea , but they have coffee .... ? ☕ ?

😒

🦈 jingles my keys

🦈 sets this down

Old man .

ㅤ 𝕽𝗘͟𝗚͟𝗥͟𝗔͟𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗥͟. ㅤ@ambitioeius.bsky.social · 3w ago

Brat.

Teehee. ✨

ㅤ 𝕽𝗘͟𝗚͟𝗥͟𝗔͟𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗥͟. ㅤ@ambitioeius.bsky.social · 3w ago

Grrrrr. 💢

Too bad Larry is always with them now , so they're amused .

ㅤ 𝕽𝗘͟𝗚͟𝗥͟𝗔͟𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗥͟. ㅤ@ambitioeius.bsky.social · 3w ago

That means the search resumes.

Grumbling and wrapping up their arm with bandages.

🦈 this thread is the funniest thing to me I'm crying

Malik@asinineego.bsky.social · 4mo ago

HE IS SOBBING

☞﹙I hate this one guy, so I filled his office with fish via a gator replica because he keeps trying to take Larry from me . ﹚

Oh , they can only imagine to look on their faces when they find out it's a decoy .

ㅤ 𝕽𝗘͟𝗚͟𝗥͟𝗔͟𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗥͟. ㅤ@ambitioeius.bsky.social · 3w ago

Oh. They already found it. Good luck getting it back.

They can certainly try . The gator is very well hidden .

ㅤ 𝕽𝗘͟𝗚͟𝗥͟𝗔͟𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗥͟. ㅤ@ambitioeius.bsky.social · 3w ago

They will find the gator eventually. They're professionals.

And they won't be retrieving it , Eryi is making sure of that . The agents can get punished for all they care .

ㅤ 𝕽𝗘͟𝗚͟𝗥͟𝗔͟𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗥͟. ㅤ@ambitioeius.bsky.social · 3w ago

They'll find it sooner or later. Their Harbinger asked for it, so they have to retrieve it or face punishment.

They anticipated this , so they've made sure to put their gator somewhere safe . Seems like Eryi has some agents to deal with .

ㅤ 𝕽𝗘͟𝗚͟𝗥͟𝗔͟𝗧͟𝗢͟𝗥͟. ㅤ@ambitioeius.bsky.social · 3w ago

Meanwhile, his agents are looking for Eryi's gator. Another kidnapping attempt.

Sips.................. Apple juice.

🦈 gets silly

. . . Alright. Who fucked with the leylines.