If you're going to give me a job, please give me something fun, okay?

Friends who commit war crimes together, stay together.

All that I can see is a hole in the stars, swallowing my dreams and making them scars.

[Who wants to play video games?]

Friends who commit war crimes together, stay together.

FIGHT ME COME AT ME HITS YOU WITH MY LIPS ON YOUR LIPS SOFTLY if this is how we're gonna fight can we fight all the time

You can't fire me I quit!

-:- I need to be here more. pspsps Like ❤️ for a random one

[As if this happens a lot, Bucket takes out a handkerchief, and wipes his screen off. Good as new.] BUY COMPUTER?

Adam Sorrell@ascaryw0rld.bsky.social · 2w ago

He smiled, the poor wolf really thought Bucket knew. Now his tail is wagging before he licked the screen! Mm, static...

[He doesn't know this is Adam, and he'd assume the beast read his name tag.] YES BUCKET

Adam Sorrell@ascaryw0rld.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Buck-et..." HE SPOKE!!!!

[He stares back. Blink blink.] COMPUTERS

Adam Sorrell@ascaryw0rld.bsky.social · 2w ago

@sleepworksleep.bsky.social He's staring at Bucket, no thoughts behind those yellow eyes.

-:- I need to be here more. pspsps Like ❤️ for a random one

Remember kids: gambling is good for you!

I love seeing people suffer when they wrong me! Even if it's minor!

Ctrl+FU

I am hilarious, and you will quote everything I say.

Someone should take him on a date

[Pointing to himself.] ?

Are you coming onto me?

-:- My friend Rice :) I need to stop disappearing so we can actually write together ehe. I love all your silly guys!

𝓢𝗉𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗍 , 𝓗𝖾𝗋𝗈@herooftimereborn.bsky.social · 3w ago

Rice. Double yoink ✨

[Pointing to himself.] ?

Amaranthine (adj.) undying, immortal, eternally beautiful.

I knew it! I'm the pervert! Hooray!

I'm programmed to destroy this body of mine, but that's fine.

[Pointing between himself and -reader-.] ? =)

☼@vanishingsun.bsky.social · 3w ago

You two should kiss.

[For this seductive Sunday, he's showing off his operating system.]

HUMAN

=( [Sad robot noises.]

@sleepworksleep.bsky.social 9 cuz poor bucket can't makeout with him... :( But he still smooches!