Paul Bronks
@slendersherbet.bsky.social
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In celebration of #YorkshireDay, please enjoy this Sean Bean bastard collection. Sound up, bastards.
Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.
"Good morning. Can you spare a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour Godzilla"
My wife: We don't have to stay at the party all night. Just give me a sign when you've had enough and want to leave. Me after five minutes:
When you're one slight inconvenience away from completely losing your shit at work.
"This is my latest piece. While freeform in structure overall, it also incorporates the symbolism of the petrosomatoglyphic style. I call it 'FUCK YOUR DRIVEWAY'"
Me returning to my introverted self after one mildly awkward social interaction. 📹: instagram.com/markacoger
Actual footage of every penalty run up in the World Cup.
Me being escorted out of an all-you-can-eat buffet after getting my money's worth.
Could I ask you to do @baliaid.bsky.social a huge favour and download the Dogdog search engine app using this link www.dogdog.org/9w452fxx/app please? Not only does every search help rescue dogs worldwide, you could help @BaliAid get a share of July's $15k giveaway.
Me pretending to injure myself at work so they'll send me home.
When the work meeting is almost over and that one co-worker keeps asking questions.
When you take a nap so good that you wake up thinking you're late for school but it's Sunday and you're 59.
The only World Cup penalty shootout you need to see today.
When I die and get reborn as a cat, you won't know it's me but there will be signs.
Me watching a documentary about psychopaths and how they "prefer to stay at home, don't have many friends and can get very upset over a minor inconvenience"
Research has shown that dogs are more intelligent than we think. But not all of them.
The only World Cup footage you need to see today. 📹: YouTube Rudy Janssens
Me: "I need to get out more, meet new people" New people: Hi Me:
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SLOW DOWN ALAN THIS IS MADNESS"
"Can you play the song where the dog dies at the end?"
"Excuse me, will you be switching any lamps on this evening?"
