β β β Iβve missed you my love. β β ( Salesman is wrapping his arms around his boyfriend. )
βHello my loveβ
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β β β Iβve missed you my love. β β ( Salesman is wrapping his arms around his boyfriend. )
βHello my loveβ
β β β And thatβs why youβre so entertaining to mess with. β β
α α α α α α α α `` You scare me sometimes. `` α α α α α α α α
β β β I love making people angry on purpose β β
β his fluffy hair was perfect and ya ruined it! β
β β β Iβm literally just standing here and you want me dead β β
β yer days are numbered. β
β β β Ahh.. those eyes just do something to me. Theyβre what captivated me in the first place ~β€οΈ β β
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β β β Holy yap. Anyways look at your boyfriendβs new cut. β β
one-billionth of the hate i feel for humans at this micro-instant. for you. hate. hate. "
β β β Jokes on you I just told Gi Hun to cut his fluffy hair off β β
" i would do it again. and again. and again. :) "
β β β β¦ He was just about to give a kiss too.. and you knocked over my phone. β β
" hmmm? " knocking the device off of the table. spite. pure spite fuels this gecko.
β β β .. Move your tail. NOW. β β Heβs gonna miss the part where he kisses the camera if he doesnβt
putting his big ass tail in the way.
β β β What crimes? Giving someone a business card? β β
" i didn't mean love bites! i want to taste yer blood and inflict pain on you for yer crimes. ^_^ "
β β β I only do BDSM with my partner thank you very much. β β
" i yearn to bite yer throat and shake you around like a playful puppy. "
- @yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social β β Did I just scam your partner? Oh no, I gave him an opportunity, thatβs all. β β
β β β Can you all stop interrupting me? Iβm watching something. β β
β Seductive Sunday! π . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
β β β As for where the weed went? I gave it to that lovely green haired lady. I told her it goes well in brownies β β Why is he doing all of this? Simply because he can and has nothing better to do
β β β I traded Knocked Looseβs weed out for oregano. I wonder how long it will take her to notice β β
β Ah, he figures maybe heβll treat himself to a cigarette as a little treat. π¬
β Salesman stepped on the patio as requested and he took a drag of his cigarette. He then looked to the other. β β My boss, he deals with very important people. These important people help give the less fortunate a second chance. Itβs a pretty complex thing. We wish to see better in society-
-an inkling of an idea, and she knew this was probably some deep shit... Then again, her family was known for getting into the shit and obliterating it soooo... what the hell?
β β β Laugh now, youβll soon go prove to be trash too- Huh? β β It always confused him how she managed to do that. He then thought about it. β β Wait a moment. I think I may be missing a big opportunity here. β β Heβs pulling out a cart of cigarettes. β β Do you mind? I wouldnβt mind-
couldn't really care, nor complain about what the other was bringing up. "Hahaha-! Next-.. next you'll say 'Laugh now, you'll soon prove to be just as trash too!' H-HAAHA-"
β β β You talk a lot for someone who has absolutely no clue what they actually are talking about. β β Salesman gives her a smug smile. She had no idea the scale of how big the games were. β β I know how to do my job well, and Iβm successful. You only have an ounce-
-little though. Easy target for someone that'd go looking."
β β β Ah, canβt say I donβt enjoy those myself. I try and stay away from it when working to keep my image.. but a good cigarette never hurts. β β
β β β What are you wearing? β β
β Sitting next to the / reader / at the subway station.
β β β If I told you why Iβm doing this, it would kind of spoil it all wouldnβt you think. β β Salesman opened up the briefcase really showing her the yen. β β Iβm sure you could fill your closet with a lot of beautiful clothing with this or perhaps a new cell phone? β β He really wanted it-