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@sliceofpai.bsky.social
I’m Pai (🥧)! Biggest and stupidest Fire Emblem fan on the planet, also occasional artist and hobby smut writer (https://archiveofourown.org/users/ApplePai) Charlotte Fire Emblem is my wife and I love her a lot. I’m duraludon irl
Drunk sex is so nice... Inebriated, barely able to focus eyes, smushing yourself onto another person while smearing saliva on each other’s faces. It’s less of an organized tryst and more akin to the two of you holding action figures of yourselves and smushing them together with no rhyme or rhythm
Told Ultand her fucked ponytail doesn't make any sense. She said her dick works like that too and it made plenty of sense to my mom.
There’s a very special type of eroticism I adore seeing of extremely busty girls being mildly, uniquely inconvenienced by how nonsensically top heavy they are. No nudity needed I just wanna watch a stacked girl dig between her tits for an embarrassingly long time for a pen she dropped down her shirt
Sofia from Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave enjoying a slice of pizza 💚
Fortune’s Weave being out doesn’t mean my thoughts over Three Houses stops Hilda would be such a entitled bitch in bed like she would ALWAYS want you to suck her dick because GAWD she loves blowjobs she loves getting to lay back and get her dick pampered like the pampered brat bitch she is
Playing Fortune’s Weave and Alexandra just dodged 3 arrow shots in a row and crit with her levin sword
UUUUUURRGGHHH THIS DEVIANTART ASS EYE GLOWING FROM UNDER GHE HODO IS SO COOL IDC I LOOOOOVE ESHMEL ITS SO COOLOOLLLL FUUUUUUCK
Just in case it wasn’t obvious I’ve been playing a lot of FW it’s really good and Ludia is very girlfriend shaped
My weirdo trait is that if I like you and talk with you enough I will eventually start finding the idea of you having sex my wife hot (not in a cuck way)
Thinking about Ophelia fire emblem and her fat overdeveloped teen tits.......
“Haha Pai you didn’t make a happy birthday post for Ophelia did you forget” No I didn’t in fact I was too busy dm’ing people on discord and having lots of lovey dovey handholding face-in-her-tits sex with her, my wife, Ophelia Dusk
"Fixing" money-hungry women by breeding them until I break their brain is a specific scenario I like a lot. Thank you Charlotte Fire Emblem
Coming to Fortune’s Weave has ironically given me fond memories of Fates that game got it right we should keep sending Inigo, Owain, and Severa to different games like birthday strippers. Or like fuck it. Send 3 Fates kids this time. We should keep parading past casts because I love them
Have you seen my wife recently? Her name is Ophelia from the hit game Fire Emblen Fates, and I love her and she loves me very very much
Corrin is so lucky I want Felicia to be my maid so I can get force her to jerk off and blow a load into my morning tea every day
For anyone here that’s familiar with my smut writing just as an fyi I may open commissions again soon (been a long while I know)
