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Battle Beasts Humungous Hippo! This hippo is hungry, hungry for blood! They do say that hippos are one of the most dangerous animals and with his wicked golden axe, dual shoulder blasters and big red nipple grenade launchers they might just be right!

Battle Beasts Humungous Hippo - an anthropomorphic hippo in cybernetic blue battle armour. The red highlights match his blood-red eyes. He is armed with a golden tomahawk-style axe and details on his shoulders and nipples could be interpreted as blastersFrom this angle his shoulder guns are quite clear Humongous watches through the reeds. He looks very angry

For #vintagetoytuesday I’m celebrating the act of thriftily remoulding & recolouring toys to pad out lines with the help of the Defenders of the Earth Skullcopter & Claw Copter! They have the same body with only the cockpits, tail fins & skis unique. It’s amazing how different they end up looking

Defenders of the Earth Skullcopter & Claw Copter - two futuristic helicopters with grabbing claw arms mounted on the front. One is a heroically bright red, white & blue affair with a standard glass cockpit. The other is a spooky purple & grey number with a translucent purple skull-shaped cockpit A front view of the copters. You can clearly see Lothar in the cockpit of the Claw Copter whilst Phantom is more obscured inside his vehicle. The Claw Copter weirdly looks larger than the Skullcopter thanks to the cockpit Another side angle of the copters. Phantom is a bit more visible in this oneThe copters land and the two heroes disembark
Rik@slightlyonfire.bsky.social · last wk.

🎶 Phantom’s Skullcopter A skull in the skies It’s themed for its owner The ghoooooost who flies! (?) - SKULLCOPTER! 💀 🚁 … DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!🎶 (work back through the quotes for more musical Defenders of the Earth retrospectives!)

Battle Beasts Berserker Bear! Not one of my favourite Battle Beasts as he feels a lil generic and the head sculpt is a bit soft. Nice colours and a badass axe make up for it though. Seems to have borrowed his headgear from Lobot

Battle Beasts Berserker Bear - a humanoid bear in handsome blue & yellow cybernetic battle armour with a . He wields a large brass-coloured battle axe with a hammer-like protrusion on the top of the shaft

Hare today, gone tomorrow! Making the most of the friendly neighbourhood lagomorphs that live in the fields behind me. Breaks my heart that the fields will soon by houses & I worry it’ll all go Watership Down. A hare likes to hang out with the rabbits & you can really see the difference side by side

A parched field of full of rabbits at twilightA European brown hare sits next to its rabbit cousin. You can really see the size difference, angular face and HUGE ears of the hare compared to the rabbitAnother pic that nicely illustrates the size difference between rabbit and hareThe hare takes off! Its large powerful body  almost looks like a lynx in motion

Battle Beasts Sabre Sword Tiger! Battle Beasts were rarely prehistoric creatures (there’s a few up in the high numbers of the Japan-exclusive Laser Beasts but they are insane money) so this guy is very welcome. Love that his pauldrons have sabreteeth too! Cleverly he’s armed with a fencing sabre🤺

Battle Beasts Sabre Sword Tiger - an anthropomorphic light yellow sabretoothed cat in ornate aqua cybernetic battle armour. He’s armed with a copper-coloured fencing sabre and there is a sabretooth sticking out of each pauldron. Pleasingly his fur colour more or less matches Catilla, his fellow TF-verse sabrecat
Rik@slightlyonfire.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Transformers Titans Return Grotusque with Fengul meets the original Battle Beasts Sabre Sword/Platinum Tiger. An inspired paring of sabretoothed… things

Transformers Titans Return Grotusque with Fengul give and ride to Battle Beasts Sabre Sword Tiger

The Kenner Real Ghostbusters pack-in poster calendar reaches August and Bad-to-the-Bone joins Ray and Peter for a spot of sunbathing on the beach. Gotta keep that skeleton bleached bone white! I love the guy’s GB-logoed shorts

The Kenner Real Ghostbusters pack-in poster calendar image for August. The Bad-to-the-Bone ghost, Rat and Peter all lay on beach towels on a sunny beach. Ray has been started by the sunbathing spook and tries to attracted the relaxed Perer’s attention
Rik@slightlyonfire.bsky.social · 2w ago

Still late but at least it’s in the same month - The Kenner Real Ghostbusters pack-in poster calendar pic for July! Peter celebrates the 4th of July with Slimer… sorry “Green Ghost” (wonderfully in-character)

Battle Beasts Sly Fox! This cunning canine has an appropriately sly grin. His armour is a little dull with no extra weapons but it pleases me immensely that he shares his colours with his fellow 1987 Hasbro-made tummy-powered fox guy, Ectar from Visionaries

Battle Beasts Sly Fox - a humanoid fox in white & blue cybernetic battle armour - hangs out in the long grass. He’s armed with a cool golden scythe/aze weapon. The blue vent between his ears could be a scanner to aid in tracking or (charitably) an emitter for a beam weaponVisionaries Ectar, another fox-themed warrior in white & blue tech-out battle armour. His tummy totem burns brightly with the image of a fox

Battle Beasts Swiny Boar! You’d wear a gas mask if you spent most of your time wallowing in poo. “Swiny” isn’t really a word but I’m not about to argue when he has such a pointy weapon. I like how his tusks poke out from the mask & like to imagine the orange bit fires lasers & flashes when he talks

Battle Beasts Swiny Boar a - pink-skinned humanoid boar (although he looks more like a warthog) in dark navy blue cybernetic battle armour with orange highlights. He’s wearing a teched-out gas mask/breathing apparatus and is holding  a golden bladed weapon (an elegant spear/axe hybrid)

Spotted a Jim Henson thing on Prime from 1989 that I had COMPLETELY memory-holed until today - The Ghost of Faffner Hall. Was a weird sensation of spontaneously remembering it existed. It’s only ok so can understand why I’d forgotten it but normally got a pretty good memory for that sort of stuff

Jim Henson with the puppet cast of The Ghost of Faffner Hall

Battle Beasts Laser Beasts / Shadow Warriors Groundwolf! This cybernetic canine appears to have a loveheart on his forehead, maybe he commutes to Beast from the Forest of Feelings? ❤️ He also has big red nipple guns & an unusual big bracer on his right arm, perhaps for steadying his big doggie rifle?

Battle Beasts Laser Beasts / Shadow Warriors Groundwolf - an anthropomorphic wolf in fetching navy cybernetic battle armour. He has red underpants and shoulder/chest detailing including what appear to be bright red nip blasters. An adornment on his forehead looks like it has a red loveheart on it. His large sniper rifle (officially called a “Death Hurricane Laser")  has detailing that makes it look like a wolf and his right forearm braver is built up for some reasonFrom this angle we can see that this particular Groundwolf has got woodGroundwolf picks a target

Battle Beasts Killer Carp! He’s pretty fin-tastic with his fin Mohawk (😍) cute lil fin feet, sharp fin gauntlets & jagged fin adornment jutting out from the crotch of his screaming fuchsia armour (unsettling combined with the wicked grin). Beware his double shoulder missile batteries & anchor blade

Battle Beasts Killer Carp - a humanoid carp in cybernetic battle armour sporting a fin Mohawk. His scaly bone-white skin contrasts nicely with his hot fuchsia armour. Two banks of double yellow missiles are mounted on each shoulder and he carries an anchor shaped axe/blade with a pointed pommel From this angle you can see his pointed protruding crotch armour. Exactly what the grinning psychopath is planking to do with that probably constitutes a war crime

No singing in this one, just some more Defenders of the Earth Skullcopter pics. I love the translucent skull that shows off Phantom inside the cockpit and the detailing on the rear of copter is really nice. I particularly like the thrusters that show it is a FUTURISTIC rocket helicopter

A front view Defenders of the Earth Phantom’s Skullcopter showing The Phantom sitting in his rideA rear view of the copter. It has four (!) rocket thrusters and hazard warning stripes near the blades (The Ghost Who Walks wouldn’t want you to lose any fingers in the blades!)The copter swoops in ready to grab evil by the skull!
Rik@slightlyonfire.bsky.social · last wk.

🎶 Phantom’s Skullcopter A skull in the skies It’s themed for its owner The ghoooooost who flies! (?) - SKULLCOPTER! 💀 🚁 … DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!🎶 (work back through the quotes for more musical Defenders of the Earth retrospectives!)

🎶 Phantom’s Skullcopter A skull in the skies It’s themed for its owner The ghoooooost who flies! (?) - SKULLCOPTER! 💀 🚁 … DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!🎶 (work back through the quotes for more musical Defenders of the Earth retrospectives!)

Defenders of the Earth Phantom’s Skullcopter - a grey & purple futuristic helicopter with a skull-shaped translucent purple canopy through which you can just about see The Phantom piloting. The copter has two black claw arms and is flying through a forested areaThe Skullcopter swoops down on Garax who tries to defend himself with his freeze rays… to no avail as the Skullcopter scoops him up in its claws arm!With Garax defeated The Phantom lands and disembarks his skeletal vehicle. Who needs the power of ten tigers when you have a Skullcopter to enforce jungle law?
Rik@slightlyonfire.bsky.social · 6mo ago

🎶Ice robot henchman He’s largely inept Why Ming’s in his tummy Is a secret well kept* - GARAX! 🧊 🤖 … DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!🎶 *(It’s actually a communication device though why he needs to see his boss in his stomach is still pretty mysterious!)

Battle Beasts Sawtooth Shark! Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water (or fire. Or wood). His armour is covered in fin-like blades perfect for cutting through both water & flesh & he has shoulder blasters to torpedo his foes’ plans

Battle Beasts Sawtooth Shark - a blue anthropomorphic shark in darker blue & red cyborg battle armour. The armour has attractive fishy fin designs on the pauldrons and shins and what appear to be torpedo launchers in the shoulders. He wields a cool trident/sai weaponWe see Sawtooth’s toothy grimace through the reeds sbe can just about make out the fun on the back of his head Sawtooth Shark meets his match in the pincers of the Wood Beetle playset!

Battle Beasts Panzer Panda! Every time I think I’ve found the best Battle Beasts name another little rubber tank rolls onto my lawn to further educate me. What Panzer Panda lack in caterpillar tracks and cannons he gains in enormous cleavers. He certainly isn’t going to struggle hacking down bamboo!

Battle Beasts Panzer Panda - an appropriately black & white anthropomorphic panda with a fetching red chest plate & eyes. He wields a large cleaver-style sword Panzer’s rubsign has activated showing that he has the power of wood (or maybe bamboo)

Battle Beasts Bloodthirsty Bison! When he’s not busy yeeting tourists at Yellowstone he can indulge his bloodlust in battle with his pincer, axeblade and cybernetic horns. Those yellow details on his forehead could be missiles/grenades to make his charge even deadlier

Battle Beasts Bloodthirsty Bison - a humanoid bison in fetching purple cybernetic battle armour. His horns a purple and teched-out and he has a forehead adornment that could well be a forbade launcher (going by the old Takara adage that circular details are missile launchers). His left hand is a fleshy pincer whilst his right holds a cool axe/blade thing

Increasingly I think I’ve reached the end of collecting new toys as they have passed my cost/joy threshold. I’ve not bought a new Transformer since Jan despite liking the look of what has come out as they are just too expensive & I hate preorder culture. Even sale prices aren’t tempting me

Rik@slightlyonfire.bsky.social · 2w ago

Was VERY excited for this year’s retro Kenner Real Ghostbusters offerings until I saw the prices. £72.99 for the Ecto-Glow Copter? Yeah, recreated prototype (which I love) but it’s a small vehicle and a figure. Ecto-1 was only £50. £100 for some empty cans of Ecto-Plazm is a bit hard to swallow too

A screenshot of the Hasbro Pulse UK page for the Kenner Real Ghostbusters Ecto-Glow Copter with Louis Tully showing the quite frankly ludicrous £72.99 price

Was VERY excited for this year’s retro Kenner Real Ghostbusters offerings until I saw the prices. £72.99 for the Ecto-Glow Copter? Yeah, recreated prototype (which I love) but it’s a small vehicle and a figure. Ecto-1 was only £50. £100 for some empty cans of Ecto-Plazm is a bit hard to swallow too

A screenshot of the Hasbro Pulse UK page for the Kenner Real Ghostbusters Ecto-Glow Copter with Louis Tully showing the quite frankly ludicrous £72.99 priceEcto-Plazms case for £99.99. 12 cans so £8.33 each which feels a lot for six small static figures and no slime

I’ve been binge watching 80s Neighbours episodes (yeah, I know) & was pleasantly surprised to see Lucy Robinson watching He-Man & the Masters of The Universe (“The Time Corridor”). Proper clip with audio & everything. Other 80s goodies have included Danny Ramsey having a Godaikin and a Game & Watch

Jim Robinson helps his daughter Lucy tune the tv into an episode of He-Man & The Masters of the Universe. The picture had previously been rolling and Jim has sorted it out. We see Zilora and Man At Arms on screen. This is episode 12 from 1985He-Man himself appears on screen. In a second Skeletor starts ranting. The episode continues to play in the background as Jim, Helen and Julie have quite a serious conversation about the bank robbery Julie has just been through which is a nice touch of realism

Battle Beasts Run Amuck Duck! One is never alone with a rubber duck though you’d be quackers to want to be left alone with this particular rubber duck given his wicked blade hand, axe & the Takara Special missile batteries in his shoulders (same circular design possessed by Big Convoy & Fire Convoy)

Battle Beasts Run Amuck Duck- an anthropomorphic yellow duck in blue & red cyborg battle armour standing in front of a duckweed-covered body of water. He holds an interesting-looking copper battle axe in one hand and the other is a curved blade. Two banks of red missiles are recessed into his shoulders (they are of the same circular slotted design possessed by Big Convoy and Fire Convoy/RiD Optimus PrimeA side view that shows off his curved blade hand Run Amuck hitches a ride on his distant descendent, the BotBot QuacklesDuck Patrol!

Battle Beasts Laser Beasts / Shadow Warriors Blue Eagle! There isn’t a great deal of blue on him but I guess Blue Eagle sounds a lot cooler than a more literal “Primarily Grey & Olive Brown Eagle” would. Small amount of blue aside he looks friggin’ awesome & his eagle-themed rifle is rather amazing

Battle Beasts Laser Beasts / Shadow Warriors Blue Eagle - an anthropomorphic grey eagle in olive brown cybernetic battle armour. He’s not blue but does have blue eyes & highlights in his armourBlue Eagle raises his eagle-themed rifle. It has little wings and everything! 🪽 From this angle we can see that this Blue’s element crystal is fire (so not even water adds any more blue to him)

Battle Beasts Pirate Lion/Beastformers White Leo! The face of the franchise (Takara does love a Kimba-coloured leader lion) who ended up on a fair bit of merch. Awesome sword though I’m not sure he has the depth perception to use it to defeat the dastardly Gruesome Gator #vintagetoytuesday

Battle Beasts Pirate Lion/Beastformers White Leo - a humanoid red-eyed white lion with a golden yellow mane and a blue eyepatch. He’s clad in blue & red cyborg battle armour and carrying a star-shaped swordPirate Lion battle Gruesome Gator, his mortal enemy (maybe he feels competitive as GG also has unusual white colouringA very fetching pirate lion maskA display box of Battle Beasts Glitter Stickers with Pirate Lion front & centre

Still late but at least it’s in the same month - The Kenner Real Ghostbusters pack-in poster calendar pic for July! Peter celebrates the 4th of July with Slimer… sorry “Green Ghost” (wonderfully in-character)

The Kenner Real Ghostbusters pack-in poster calendar pic for July - Peter straps Slimer to a firework and lights ut with his neutrona wand
Rik@slightlyonfire.bsky.social · 2w ago

Whoops! Completely forgot to post the last couple of months from The Kenner Real Ghostbusters pack-in poster calendar. Better catch-up!Speaking of catching, here’s June’s pic of Squisher playing baseball with Winston (seamless link)

Whoops! Completely forgot to post the last couple of months from The Kenner Real Ghostbusters pack-in poster calendar. Better catch-up!Speaking of catching, here’s June’s pic of Squisher playing baseball with Winston (seamless link)

The Kenner Real Ghostbusters pack-in poster calendar pic for June - the Gooper Ghost Squisher uses his massive tongue to pitch a baseball at Winston, who is ready with a bat
Rik@slightlyonfire.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The Kenner Real Ghostbusters pack-in poster calendar - May! Banshee Bomber is May’s menace, gooping Ray’s tools as he works on Ecto-1. BB is drawn quite a bit smaller than the toy which I’m sure Ray’s hand is grateful for (… I remembered to post this on the 1st!)

Battle Beasts Pugnacious Penguin! Awesome name, awesome body type. Probably the least anthropomorphised Battle Beast but that’s a good thing as who doesn’t love an armoured penguin? (ok, Keaton Batman at Christmas, but apart from him). I’m a big fan of aquatic beasts with harpoons & his is the best

Battle Beasts Pugnacious Penguin! Basically just a penguin with arms in blue cybernetic battle armour. He’s getting ready to throw his big purple harpoon. If you were so inclined you could interpret the yellow circular details on his chest as missiles/depth charge batteries (and I am so inclined). There’s a big white glop of bird poo on the rock in front of him, he promises it wasn’t him

Battle Beasts Antic Anteater! Bright red for some reason (maybe he’s been eating fire ants?). The red does look lovely with his armour. Like a real anteater he’s got impressive claws. Interesting weapon that looks useful for grabbing multiple ants at once

Battle Beasts Antic Anteater - a red humanoid anteater in mint green cybernetic battle armour. He’s holding a golden triple claw weapon in his right hand whilst his left hand shows off his natural clawsA back view that shows off is big pointy pauldrons Antic finds a nest full of yummy ant grubsHe readies his claw weapon to tuck in