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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open!
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Illustrator, writer, constant monsterer. Portfolio: Serpentsong.com I make EldritchFriends.bsky.social Support my projects and my metabolism at Patreon.com/ECTmonster Slithergaunt.tumblr.com Generative AI is abhorrent and an insult to all creation.
This statement is still true, by the way
Big news! SerpentSong.com now has my entire portfolio on it! I can't get another site atm, but I DO have this site already and it's a fine place to make my work viewable for all to see! Professionalism! The comic-format 1st draft of Serpent Song, and every Eldritch Friends comic is there too!
I wanna commission Phil Hale to do a huge 3'x5' oil painting of this. It would be SO rad, like beyond belief.
This is my personal Sistine Chapel. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
From my 1 day visiting Gencon yesterday I learned some things. 1: My mutuals on here are great people. 2: My longtime heroes are great people. 3: My mentors are great people. 4: All of the above are braver and stronger than me and I don't think I could handle running a table at Gencon.
I've been sculpting/converting 40k minis with Green Stuff again. 💚 These aren't the new ones, but they're from a few years ago and I'm still really proud of them. Sculpting exercises the hands in a very different way than drawing, and I think it's helped my hand tremors.
Cheezy 90's action movie terrorist villain voice: "You know, we're very alike, you and I.." 🧡 🦆
Eldritch Friends 1: Ambition
Big news! SerpentSong.com now has my entire portfolio on it! I can't get another site atm, but I DO have this site already and it's a fine place to make my work viewable for all to see! Professionalism! The comic-format 1st draft of Serpent Song, and every Eldritch Friends comic is there too!
A portfolio page has been added to this site, a place where most of my work can be perused. Serpent Song the comic itself is largely an outdated example of my work, and while it will still be readable here, my Portfolio section is where my most up-to-date work can be found.
serpentsong.com
I watched this one with mom recently and I just wanna clarify: Rodan does this entirely unprovoked. Rodan is really a being a hater in this one for some reason.
Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (1964)
Big news! SerpentSong.com now has my entire portfolio on it! I can't get another site atm, but I DO have this site already and it's a fine place to make my work viewable for all to see! Professionalism! The comic-format 1st draft of Serpent Song, and every Eldritch Friends comic is there too!
A portfolio page has been added to this site, a place where most of my work can be perused. Serpent Song the comic itself is largely an outdated example of my work, and while it will still be readable here, my Portfolio section is where my most up-to-date work can be found.
serpentsong.com
I'll be entirely honest, I've seen every single movie I own more than 10 times. Is that not the norm? Triple that if you count the original 10 seasons of Mst3K episodes.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
"How do you do, fellow kids?" I venture to lurk around Gencon on Friday. Maybe maybe MAYBE you'll be there too!
"How do you do, fellow kids?" I venture to lurk around Gencon on Friday. Maybe maybe MAYBE you'll be there too!
You may worry your sci-fi/fantasy story is too goofy, but remember: While maintaining a perfectly straight face, Dune had a character named DUNCAN IDAHO.
"Why are Consumers not enjoying the oily discharge spewing from our trusty Content Pipeline? We cranked the pressure up and everything."
The reason the game industry is creatively dead is cause it's for profit, it's an industry and its owning class are no different from the hillside stranglers
Ebudiin, the Infected Knight "Malevolent? Not by most accounts. Nevertheless, it is considered unwise to approach."
Ebudiin, the Infected Knight "Malevolent? Not by most accounts. Nevertheless, it is considered unwise to approach."
Fifth attack is a revenge for schizonarc! They had a "Make Me An OC" character option, and we know I love that! They had a lot of cool suggestions/things they liked, and this is the critter I came up with! #tempusobscura_art
We may not be enjoying the heat and humidity much but Mom's hibiscus are LOVIN' IT. 8 popped open today alone. (For those unfamiliar, hibiscus flowers bloom open 1 day only before wilting, and another batch open the next day) The first bloom of the year was 3 at once, so they started off strong. 🌺
Fire Knight warm-up 🔥 Pun not originally intended, but now it IS! AHA!
Fire Knight warm-up 🔥 Pun not originally intended, but now it IS! AHA!
How's Scylla tho? Does she look good?
I'm gonna be visiting Gencon this year, with me portfolio and biz cards of course. I have a lot of school friends to visit, heroes to meet and several mutuals on here who I'll be meeting in-person for the first time! You'll have no choice, you'll be stuck behind a table! I'm coming for you!
Las Plagas from Resident Evil 4 could only dream of accomplishing what lettuce is doing to half the nation right now.
Given the lack of details provided by Taylor Farms thus far, Consumer Reports' food safety experts are advising folks in the 27 states implicated by the recall to discard ALL iceberg lettuce until we know more about where the parasite-linked products ended up www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
I'm gonna be visiting Gencon this year, with me portfolio and biz cards of course. I have a lot of school friends to visit, heroes to meet and several mutuals on here who I'll be meeting in-person for the first time! You'll have no choice, you'll be stuck behind a table! I'm coming for you!
It's #PortfolioDay I guess! 🎉 I'm Evan and I'm both a monsterer and comic artist! Looking for honest work 🧡 Enjoy, won't you?
The devastation of Sam Neil's passing has been badly exacerbated by the wipe-out near-coma delirious after-effects of accidentally missing 2 epilepsy med doses yesterday. Absolute hell.
I love this. You’re a rare gem, Mr. Neill, and we’re gonna miss you. bsky.app/profile/dani...
Sam Neill on tackling depression and imposter syndrome when you’re between jobs.
I can't even begin to process this loss "But for now, cheer up." See you around, Sam. 🕯