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Dr. Wu scrapper has some really stubborn elbows.

Nextdoor continues to beat Netflix at raw entertainment.

Every time I'm disappointed by an updated photo of dead senator pretending to still be alive followed by a statement that said senator is 'getting better.' I have to remind myself that terminal lucidity is a real thing.

I think I'll take a nap during my next cameras on teams meeting. seems like something we're all allowed to do now.

Increasing this from quarterly reminder to monthly or weekly reminder. Steal this and post it. Hell, make a better comparison. Take every Astral Rally Blokee and do this.

Supporting evidence item #31761 that Fox News Hosts are just as dumb as the people they gaslight.

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Someone out there has read this headline today and is taking to mean that Trump has changed some aspect of government so that give him permission to tamper with the midterms not fully understanding that tamper means youre not allowed to do it. The editor who let this headline go kinda sucks.

Parents are now at 405 AQI - told them to come down and hang out for a few days. I NEED BABYSITTERS!

So my Almost-two-year-old has been potty training for about 3-4 weeks. it's messy but any parent who knows, you encourage this even if it's you that isn't ready. Today, she did a complete poop to potty without mess. A small tiny light in the distance of this diaper changing decade.

"For to long this scourge has plauged or lands while the democrats just let it happen! Begining today we will be deporting the criminal bees!" - White House Anti-Bee General Francy Grungbougler.

jentrification@jentrification.com · 3w ago

Two Minnesota solar farms seeded native wildflowers under their panels, and 5 years of counting revealed native bees had multiplied twentyfold, then crossed the fence to pollinate the neighbour's soybeans

YEAHHHHHHHHH! suck it 'i don't like dark mornings' people. give me my evening sun!

I just spoke to Lindsay Graham 20 minutes ago and we had a nice long discussion on McConnell's health and said he was concerned about his friend, just picked up a fruit basket and going to go check on him.

At the very least, Now it'll be a whole lot less confusing for anyone unfamiliar with your game, Linds. @lindsayagraham.bsky.social

Careful Pete! you're a face mask and sunglasses away from defending the Reflecting Pool form Antifa Algae!

Pete Buttigieg@petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 4w ago

You are not alone if you believe that every American should have access to good affordable health care and the best public schools. You are actually part of an American majority.

"Greetings. I am Kranix of Lithone, and I am sure we are about to become bestest friends."

I have experienced a meme joke thing first hand today. Wife: "there's a photo open on my browser of a celeb as a child that looks like our kid. It's amazing. check it out when you get a chance." The desktop:

Hi Pheobe, Kindly fuck off.

One day 50-60 years from now, there will be podcast equivalent shows about "weird voting laws of the 20s and 30s. " you had to live it to understand how we got here.

Marc Elias@marcelias.bsky.social · 4w ago

🚨BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) will introduce new legislation making ballot seizure before they are counted and certified by a state or county official a felony. In a July 4 recorded speech, Newsom was not shy about who the law targets. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

point is, there's no credible proof this turtle is alive and this needs to be made public a week ago. All signs point to this lizard is dead and dried up in his terrarium and the GOP is hiding this like tunnel under the bank vault. Where are the journalists that used to hop these fences?

Ok, 3 news outlets are running the same story about McConnell speaking to the same republicans like they're being forced to run these stories. I say give us visible proof of life and run the AI generative tests like sticking hands in his face, or let him chew on lettuce in the bowl.

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The McConnell family is getting in some practice pulling plugs.

whats the over/under on whether McConnell or Trump completely shuts down?

www.cbsnews.com/news/idaho-m... When you go 100% 'piece of flaming diseased shit' at the start of the crime, there's no barrier to how much shittier you can be. I hope a vaccine gets named after her twins in the future and it save babies from shithead parents.

Idaho mother who claimed her toddler twins died after being vaccinated now faces murder charges

A grand jury indicted Andrea Shaw, who is accused of suffocating her 18-month-old twins, on two counts of first-degree murder.

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Mitch McConnell is dead.

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Happy 250th Birthday America!

How great would it be if heat stroke and hail was the little bird that lands on that stroke mobile tipping on the edge of cholesteral valley for the orange menace. Those fireworks going off tonight would be like america just turned to color in the wizard of oz.