//I have a Sly book and apparently bro went to prison and was just like a normal inmate.
Sly Cooper
@slythievius.bsky.social
Parody of Sly Cooper RP account. I am so back? Maybe? 33 year old mun, not a lewd account. Back from two accounts on tweeter app.
//Oh no, I had a good childhood… I just barely remember any of it, I only remember a few chunks of things.
The Lamb@lovingvillainy.bsky.social · 22h ago//So no childhood, just preparation for adulthood and the level of suck it will bring to your life? What the actual fuck?
//The worst thing that ever happened with roleplaying as Sly was that I had a writing partner who was Carm. But I fucked it up, they blocked me, they hate me, and they have since left social media. The stupidest fucking circumstances always happen to me, mostly self inflicted.
//I didn’t get a PS2 until 2010 I had an Xbox but that died because the caps burst, I have a second Xbox I cannot get fixed because there are no game stores relatively close to me… Shit sucks
//The truth about me is that I cannot relate because I didn’t watch or experience whatever. When I was young all I did was go to school and what not. And nowadays I just wanna sleep and be depressed.
//I’m tired and I ate dinner so… I’m gonna wind down and what not
//Had a rough bus ride out to an appointment, and it’s gonna be bad coming back…
//I didn’t mind Sly 4 that much, because after I stopped caring so much about the game it didn’t matter anymore. Just like everything in my damn life.
//People all like, “I didn’t know Carmelita had all that.” She had all that before Sly 4. I guess. I haven’t really replayed a Sly game since I beat it in like… the mid 2010’s. I don’t really play games I beat much anymore.
❛ 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝘋𝘖𝘐𝘕' 𝘕𝘖𝘞 ? ❜ 🥑 12+ уєαяѕ σf яσℓєρℓαуιиg єχρєяιєи¢є . 🥑 мιяяσяє∂ ∂єтαιℓ . 🥑 иσ тαвσσ α¢¢συитѕ . 🥑 иσ вιgσтяу . 🥑 иσ gσ∂мσ∂∂ιиg . 🥑 иσ αι-gєиєяαтє∂ ¢σитєит . 🥑 ℓєω∂ ιи ∂мѕ . 🥑 вє ραтιєит ωιтн яєρℓιєѕ . 🥑 αρρяσα¢нαвℓє мυи . 🥑 ѕєяισυѕ . 🥑 ¢яα¢к . 🥑 σρєи тσ ¢яσѕѕσνєяѕ .
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Wakes up in a trash can… Seemingly moving in slow motion as he stretches and wakes up. “Sly Cooper? I ain’t heard that name in forever
Mesa city used to be nice, until they put it all those dirty soda shops… With their needoh giveaways.
//This is a repeat but… I like everyone for the most part. I’m just lazy so I’m the worst writing partner, my bad y’all.
ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs@roleplayquestions.bsky.social · 3w agoOOC QUESTION Who is your favourite writing partner/s?
//I am barely here, I am not in the fandom of this tumblr sexyman that much. Sorry I guess.
//I feel like if Sly met Iron Man he would damn near have a panic attack because it would remind him of Clockwerk
//Y’all can DM to scold me about crushing on a hella thicc anthro bat baddie. I accept that criticism
//When I was young I saw how hella thicc Rogue was and I was changed for life. I wish thinking about hella cheeks would motivate me to work out but nah…
I dunno if you would want a god of thieving, sounds suspect.
ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs@roleplayquestions.bsky.social · 4w agoIf your muse was the God of a thing, what would they be the god of?
//I mean someone on the tik tok did say Sly was foine but… Whatever man, I can’t be talkin shit… I saw Rogue the bat in Sonic Heroes and was like… Hell yeah.
//It was a profile with a redhead and it was cropped but she had the titties out. And a link me. Anyways, that was more fun than when I got a follow from a thot bot that said they were in Boise. Boise baddies? I wanna see an Utah baddie, they probably be gettin yelled at all the time tho.