// After some heavy considerations and reflecting on what's happened on this site very, very, very recently; I have decided to jump ship and abandon all my accounts. I will not delete them, but I will leave them up for you guys to enjoy reading my writing skills.

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" #SeductiveSunday!? How dare you humans take a day meant to be holy and twist it into something so base, so perverted! Instead, I propose… #SonnetSunday! A day to honour the elegant and noble art of poetry! And now —witness the brilliance of my own composition!》

‎‎ ‎ 𝔐𝔞𝔷𝔥𝔦𝔤𝔦𝔤𝔦𝔨𝔞 𝔐𝔦𝔩𝔲𝔡𝔦𝔫 𝔡𝔬 𝔇𝔦𝔫 𝔑𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔯𝔲𝔫 𝔇𝔬𝔲 ! ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✩ 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖑𝖔𝖚 ✩ 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔱.

‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ☆ 𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞-𝕿𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝕿𝖎𝖒𝖊@mazhigigika.bsky.social · last yr.

ℑ'𝔪 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝔱𝔬 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔡𝔲𝔠𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖊 𝔰𝔬𝔯𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰, 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖘 𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖘... ! 𝔑𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖉, 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ✩ 𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 ✩ !

"What beautiful words! What an exquisite example of human kindness and thoughts!"

Sky-Byte is flying through the air in his shark mode, tail swishing as if he's swimming, peacefully ignorant of those below him. "Who's the smartest shark around? Who's the coolest shark in town? Sky-Byte, that's me!"

"Draw me, French and bold— Poet shark of gleaming steel, Irony divine."

"I am Sky-Byte, former military commander of the Predacon army— now the lone Defender of Earth's oceans! Aye, to face one’s imminent demise with honour is the mark of a true warrior & a virtue I hold dear! Waves break, blades grow still, A warrior greets his end, Pride fades, peace remains."

P̷a̷r̷a̷d̷i̷s̷e̷ ̷L̷o̷r̷d̷ ̷R̷y̷u̷@paradiselord.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Who are you?” Ryu looked ahead, his eyes void of light. This was a new sight to witness. After all, it’s not often he would see a mechanical marvel of such stature. “I’m not worried about betrayal. I have grown and become more accepting of the end that I struggled to keep at bay for so long.”

"Anyone and anything who would dare spoil their natural beauty and harm the residents within! Haha!"

Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"That sounds pretty freaking awesome!" Yay for convenient subject change. "What do you guard and protect the seas from? Wild animals? Poachers? Trash? Evil aliens?"

The cyborg shark raised a fin then lowered it again. If he was in robot form, this would be a shrug, but in beast mode, this was as close as he could get. "It's nothing worth pitying me for, Miss. All of this is a consequence of my own actions, and I will gladly repent for them. I am thankful to》

"My name is Sky-Byte, I am a former General of the Predacon Military... now I am the Guardian and Protector of the Earth's beautiful Seven Seas!"

Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 11mo ago

+ devour me whole. That would be an EXTREMELY LAME end to a somewhat-glorious career as an Akashic Labs field agent. I know, being a shark doesn't MEAN it'd/they'd eat me for differing tastes in humor, but I'm NOT TAKING that chance. "Shutting up now."

"I am Sky-Byte — one of the Predacons, an alien race of robotic warriors. While the rest of my kin languish in Cybertronian prisons for their crimes, Optimus Prime — once my sworn enemy — granted me a different fate: exile upon this world.》

"Behold! Daylight roars! Sky-Byte greets the trembling sun— Poet! Warrior! Shark!"

HEADCANONS: After Galvatron’s final defeat at the hands of the Autobots — Optimus Prime and Ultra Magnus united as the mighty Omega Prime — peace gradually returned to Earth. The Decepticons and Predacons were rounded up and imprisoned on Cybertron. Their reign of terror finally ended.》

The air shimmered where the great shark had landed, the scent of salt and ozone clinging to the ground. Sky-Byte's optics burned like twin suns as he turned toward the blue box that had appeared without warning.》

The Doctor (parody) 🏳️‍🌈@bigeneration.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Bursts out of the TARDIS. "Whew! Oh, I gotta say this: Professor Tolkien sure knows how to party!"

"Your riddle and the resulting answer to your riddle did not even make any sense, human. What good is a nonsensical riddle when even I, one of the most intelligent Predacons around, could not make sense of them?"

Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"Well, because nobody's guessed so far, the answer is..." His robot BB-M8 plays a drumroll. "...Shipping/shipped ships, shipping ships on a ship!"

Just then, a colossal great white shark, gleaming with cybernetic plating, soared overhead. Its shadow swept across Bridget, rippling like a living wave. "SKY-BYTE; TERRORIZE!" Metal panels twisted as the creature contorted midair, fins splitting, jaws folding back, armour locking into place.》

🪀 𝓑𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓰𝓮𝓽 <3 🪀@yoyosandestrogen.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Bridget crouched down, humming to herself a bit during the chaos around her. Whether it was to calm herself down or just to enjoy herself was up for debate.

"Foolishness most foul! A true warrior never parts with his weapon! Cast it aside, and you invite betrayal — perhaps even your own blade in your back! Ha! The sea shows no mercy to the careless!" He raises his claw, pointing at Ryu, his crimson optics gleaming like stormlight, before reciting.》

P̷a̷r̷a̷d̷i̷s̷e̷ ̷L̷o̷r̷d̷ ̷R̷y̷u̷@paradiselord.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“I inadvertently traded my soul’s sword for a shield.”

"Heed my warning, Earth— Poachers and intruders, flee— Or meet my gaping maw!"

"Behold! Daylight roars! Sky-Byte greets the trembling sun— Poet! Warrior! Shark!"

𝙋𝙤𝙚𝙩. 𝙎𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙧. 𝙈𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡. 𝓢𝓴𝔂-𝓑𝔂𝓽𝓮 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓔𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓱'𝓼 𝓞𝓬𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓭𝓪𝓬𝓸𝓷 𝓢𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓭 𝓘𝓷 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭 ❤ + 🔄? More info is below

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Ren yawns. "Are you done with your rhetoric? I finished high school at 15. Finished university at 18. And you think I can't figure out how a robotic teddy bear works? I have theories on how he's sentient... but a routine dissection is the only way to find out which of my theories is truly correct."

Α@ontos-alpha.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“If you were truly so smart, you could have deduced how he was sentient on your own, I mean it really is just the work of a highschooler, and you can’t figure it out? Pathetic.”

"I'm actually looking forward to performing a dissection on that bear of yours.... and reverse-engineering his technology. I want to know how he's sentient."

Α@ontos-alpha.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Oh no… my fragile ego over something I didn’t even create…”

"Says the one who owns that robotic monochromatic bear that yaps on about despair. Puh-lease. I've created better-looking machines in my sleep."

Α@ontos-alpha.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Wrong. No one would have ever cared about your return”

"That would be me. Dr. Ren Tohsaka. Japan's greatest genius girl scientist."

Α@ontos-alpha.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Guess who’s back bitches!”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙐𝙇𝙏𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙈𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙋𝙍𝙊 𝓐𝓸𝓲 𝓐𝓼𝓪𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓪 𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼 78 𝓸𝓯 𝓗𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓼 𝓟𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓐𝓬𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓶𝔂 ❤ + 🔄? More info is below!

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𝘽𝙧𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙩. 𝙎𝙩𝙪𝙗𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙣. 𝙄𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚. 𝘿𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙣. 𝓡𝓲𝓽𝓼𝓾𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓪 "𝓡𝓮𝓷" 𝓣𝓸𝓱𝓼𝓪𝓴𝓪 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓗𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝓱𝓼𝓪𝓴𝓪 𝓕𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝔂 ❤ + 🔄? More info is below

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙄𝙇𝙑𝙀𝙍-𝙀𝙔𝙀𝘿 𝙃𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙎 𝓡𝓾𝓫𝔂 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓛𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓣𝓮𝓪𝓶 𝓡𝓦𝓑𝓨 𝓓𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼 ❤ + 🔄? More info is below!