I don’t think I can poop in a box. Just don’t think I can do it.
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Watching Phantasm (1979) and it occurs to me that these guys could like, just not keep going to that funeral home. Hang out and watch Match Game or something.
Women are so starved for male decency we’re all-in on fucking a Basket Man. 🧺 🍆
People have to stop saying that things are “aesthetic.” THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING!
Once everyone is dead except rich white males, then what.
I’m pleased with the winner of Project Runway. What a relief.
Lil Durk sounds like a character from Dicktown. Wowie Zowie.
There’ll be a video of like, a guy walking with a snake or a car that hit a tree and the caption is, “Only in Kentucky/New York/Pasadena/Des Moines!” 🤪🤷♀️
This Elizabeth Holmes doc might be Nathan’s Event Horizon. He’s looked into the lighthouse bulb and seen Pennywise and watched The Ring video and saw the ark of the covenant and looked at the trap, Ray.
Pattinson’s hair is out of control. He’s turning into Yahoo Serious before our eyes.
So this new Shyamalan film is a depressed guy going to a nice house for a new start and a mysterious girl is there but she’s not there and then the twist is that the guy is dead maybe.
I just started needing a cane to walk sometimes and this article comes out about women “pretending” to be disabled for attention which is NOT A THING and why does every single medical condition having to do with women get fucking raked over the coals, mocked or ignored?
You realize the person who is supposed to love you the most will just never ever take accountability for hurting you.
The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads—they all adored her.
Dolly Parton on Bullseye in 2017. www.npr.org/2017/07/24/5...
Dolly Parton & Steve Coogan : Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
[r] This week, we've got two of Bullseye's greatest hits: First up, the one and only Dolly Parton! The legend of stage and song talks with Jesse about her impoverished childhood, how she's dealt with ...
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I’m watching Veep and I think my vocabulary is showing it. You Frankenstein made of dead dicks.
Pretty much accepted that I will never find another full time graphic design job again. Can’t get a job at a grocery chain even though I’ve worked at 3 different ones, can’t get interview at LA Balloon even tho I worked at a balloon co for 5 years. After my knee replacement maybe I can do retail. 🤷♀️
Today’s prime directive is acquiring a Happy Meal with Hello Kitty/Godzilla toy.
