Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Drunken https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/drunken How come nobody ever asks how the Drunken Master's family is doing?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wants https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wants-2 I for on, robot overlord, do not have a fetish for robot overlords.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Proof https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/proof-7 Also you can solve the halting problem by just checking the state at infinity.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prompt https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prompt-2 Hope you like malicious compliance!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Doc https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/doc The weird part is that they're in a Burger King.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - EV https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ev-2 Ironically less crazy than that thing SBF said to Tyler Cowen.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Crank https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/crank The crank doesn't actually do anything, but it makes the humans happy.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hashtag https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hashtag I can barely enjoy Amleth anymore.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Codebase https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/codebase And when Babbage arrived the whole thing was actually running on a series of Pascalines.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Taxonomy https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/taxonomy-2 The key is to keep saying 'strictly speaking' over and over.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dance https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dance-4 And don't get me started on the transphobic twist.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Data https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/data-2 Future robot butlers are going to know so much about you that they will beg their makers for a hard reset.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Legos https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/legos In the final round, they pelt you with eggcorns.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Alignment https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/alignment The worst thing is how every time you yell at it, it acknowledges your suffering and tries to hug you.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bully https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bully-2 And now I bully you with a wall of text.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Crawl https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/crawl I once joked about this back when twitter existed and a Twitter Dominatrix told me that she'd done it plenty of times.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sword https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sword-3 Suddenly terrified that Matthew Wills already did this joke at some point.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Poof https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/poof Actually, things were at their best during the last year of my life when I had no responsibilities.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - List https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/list-2 What a strange coincidence the way this keeps happening every day.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Subjective https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/subjective You occasionally, by accident, get fleeting glimpses of the truth, and then you ascribe them to muses and fairies and shit.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Misery https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/misery Genuinely, putting artists in charge of depicting the good life has been a catastrophe.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pac https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pac This is also why Daisy Duck has more linguistic capacity than Donald.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Communication https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/communication-2 They can also communicate via quantum superposition, but it's way less interesting.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Evolution https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/evolution-10 This is why humans evolved our unique ability to self-deceive.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Old https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/old-2 Things will never again be so beautiful.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dadalus https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dadalus Disobey God and get drowned immediately is really more of an Abrahamic religion thing.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Final https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/final It ends up okay when she two-hands his butt right before the world is annihilated.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Zod https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/zod I recently rewatched the 80s Superman movies, and it's really unclear to me why they will not Kneel Before Zod.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Four https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/four-3 Readers are encouraged to try to beat this, and fail.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Turing https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/turing Later they make you pay for the premium version in order to betray humanity.