might have to stand up for myself for once and i don't want to
i really thought i could just tack on an extra day at a hotel for a conference in ann arbor but there must be some stupid sports thing going on making it prohibitively expensive to do so
you used to be able to search a phone number in a search engine and actually learn something
i guess it's nice when friends tell you what they like about you and it actually aligns with your view of yourself
hmm cannot express how much i don't want to be at work
accidentally created a very intimate conversation at the climbing gym by making my friends do the "36 questions to fall in love" with me lol. unfortunately i need a corny little contrivance to learn more things about people i like
i am routinely surprised by how upset people get about the possibility of other people breaking up
i got this green linen shirt from the thrift store and i think it's the best clothing item ive ever owned
inventing a theory that lesbian bars are in the decline not because of cost of living crisis or gender pay disparities or care obligations or waning drinking culture, but actually because lesbians are lazy and don't want to run a bar
i love how uncooperative cats are when you are trying to take their picture
they should simply pay me to explore new places with people i like
i get to sit in the plane on the tarmac bored for at least an hour because of bad weather now i guess. don't they know i'd rather be homb...
finally i am eating a banana of my own after watching everyone else in the british museum brandish theirs in perfect imperial synchronization at lunch
i helped a woman reach something on the top shelf in a shop. this has never happened to me before, i felt so useful
there's a woman wearing a "london is calling and i must go" tshirt on my flight to london
I made linocut raccoon cards before the meme raccoon was discovered. Hopefully people still like regular style raccoons #SciArt