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SimplyNacht
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LV40 Bard; Charisma-Points: 0 Making stupid remarks is my passion. Don't be offended by my words. Be offended by my face. Mastodon: @SimplyNacht@ieji.de Discord: SimplyNacht Stoat: SimplyNacht#1341
All hail Princess Sofi, Lady of Alba Iulia, Regent of some place in Germany. Hail, hail.
Day 3 of being Back at Work. I'm slowly gaining the trust of the natives. They have weird traditions, but I'm starting to get the hang of it. Coffee still tastes like Shit, tho.
3 weeks on the road mean 3 weeks worth of laundry. I'll be travelling naked next time.
And where it ends. 5.732 kms later i'm Back Home.
Where it started.
Last stop for this vacation. Hohenfelde, Thuringia. Very nice Campsite.
Next Stop: Landshut, Bavaria, Germany. Back in Deutschland.
Ciao Italia and Grüß Gott, Österreich. Today's stop: Weissensee. I miss Romania. Since coming to Croatia there are just too many people on the Campsites.
"I bath in the blood of my enemies!", I shout, as I smash three mosquitoes on my Leg, leaving blood-red stains. I'm gonna lead this extinction war.
I'm sitting in front of my camper, as a middle-aged man comes up to me and immediately tries to sell me Extra Virgine Olive Oil. In Italian. I don't speak (much) Italian. He doesn't speak any english. That's Italy. Oh, if someone needs Extra Virgine Olive Oil, hit me up. I know a guy.
Next Stop: Volpera, Italy Dear Italians, Why would you make this? Sincerely, Me
The romans apparently had some sick shows back then with that many chairs. Picture taken at the Arena in Pula, Croatia.
Today's stop: Pula, Croatia. Booked 2 nights on this lot that's the tourist equivalent to chickens kept in Cages. Anyways, the weather is good.
The view from up here is nice. Castle Nehaj, Senj, Croatia.
12th day, 12th Destination. Today: Vrelo Korenicko, Croatia. Right beside the Plitvicka Lakes National Park. (Which is btw one of the most beulautiful NPs i've visited.) Tomorrow we'll finally see some ocean.
The Bridge that seperates us from Croatia. Good morning.
11th day, 11th Stop. Barcs, Hungary. It's dark. 12 hours drive. I'm tired. Good night.
Cried like a little bitch today. Good news, though: Sofi will come to Germany in September and will find her forever-home at our place.
The last hours together with Sofi on the Road. I'll miss the little one. Let's see how Dex will react when she isn't there anymore.
10th day, 10th Destination. Martinie, Romania. Just passed the Transalpina. Beautiful Landscapes.