SimplyNacht

@smplyncht.bsky.social

LV40 Bard; Charisma-Points: 0 Making stupid remarks is my passion. Don't be offended by my words. Be offended by my face. Mastodon: @SimplyNacht@ieji.de Discord: SimplyNacht Stoat: SimplyNacht#1341

"So, you wanted to tell me something, Jeff?" -"Yeah... Well, let me be frank..." "Okay? I'll let you be Frank." -"Thanks, appreciate it. To cut to the Chase: your content sucks." "Well, I appreciate your Feedback, Frank, but I think you sound like an asshole." -"What?" "What?"

Day 3 of being Back at Work. I'm slowly gaining the trust of the natives. They have weird traditions, but I'm starting to get the hang of it. Coffee still tastes like Shit, tho.

I'm sitting in front of my camper, as a middle-aged man comes up to me and immediately tries to sell me Extra Virgine Olive Oil. In Italian. I don't speak (much) Italian. He doesn't speak any english. That's Italy. Oh, if someone needs Extra Virgine Olive Oil, hit me up. I know a guy.

12th day, 12th Destination. Today: Vrelo Korenicko, Croatia. Right beside the Plitvicka Lakes National Park. (Which is btw one of the most beulautiful NPs i've visited.) Tomorrow we'll finally see some ocean.