Super Mario Sunshine Hidden Shines
@smsunshines.bsky.social
Listing out some of the more obscure Shine Sprites. Have you come across any of these on your tropical adventure? Parody of / inspired by @sm64stars.bsky.social
You’ll Need a Metal Detector for This Shit
I’m Not About to Pretend That I’m Sorry You Aren’t Enjoying This Game Anymore
Just the Most Incredible Bullshit
Time for the Blast of My Hotdogs and Burgers
Punishment! Bury Yourself Alive
Let's Just Say You'll Be Collecting This Shine Tomorrow
Each Second You Aren’t Belly Sliding I’m Getting Closer
Sorry I Cannot Fulfill This Request, My Guidelines as an AI Model Strictly Permit Me From Hiding From the Player in an Inaccessible Part of the Level
Would You Still Love Me if I Was a Blue Coins Shine
Yes I’m Icky. Yes I’m Paint-Like Goop. Yes I’m Moving. How Else Can I Offend You?
If Santa Claus Went to Isle Delfino Do You Think the Cataquacks and the Reindeer Would Become Friends
I’m Stupid and Weird and Chopped as Fuck... And You Still Want to Collect Me?
Have You Ever Rolled a Watermelon With Your Life on the Line
Each and Every Single Shine I List off in the Coming Month Is Gay as Fuck
You Gotta Be Careful Man Shit Got Leaked and Spoilers for the Final Cutscene of the Game Are Everywhere Right Now
Lil Bro Really Just Tried Collecting Those Red Coins Like We Wouldn’t Notice 💀
You’re a Coward. You Refuse to Enter the Asphyxiation Tank and That Makes You a Damn Coward
Discover a New Species and Dub It Mario Junior